my friend milton put this into words when i could not ( Read more... )

Screen Name: chuckwinters
Member Since: 9/19/1999 9:27:42 AMmy screen name is almost 8 years old??? holy shit ( Read more... )

i think i may have noticed a trend in the market....


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i have a problem with body washes ( Read more... )

so appearantly 2 degrees F is when my brain shuts down. I almost ran into every object that was anywhere near the road on my way home followed by running into the curb when i parked. that makes it official. wasn't official until the curb. so having once again proved that I am still in the running for a darwin award here's my life ( Read more... )

from a list of top ten things we didn't know a year ago (from some paper in the UK)

6. WD-40 dissolves cocaine - it has been used by a pub landlord to prevent drug-taking in his pub's toilets.

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Strange.... The new james bond looks remarkably like my picture of lector. interesting

Bear came back again. Bear ate the trash again. Dad told me to take the trash out or pack my bags. Not sure how he could be mad that I didn't get rid of the trash BEFORE trash day. I mean he never even asked me to take it out before then. Maybe I can get bear to eat dad...

Today bear ate my trash. It's a good thing the trash was 85% old socks. Bear still made a mess though. Why won't bear eat mother's cats?