[Eng. Tran. - Rajira Blog] - 2017.09.09 - Part 1

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Hiiii! It's been so long, I didn't want to do a thing (except translating UB NinoAi song, because it's them!) before finishing this! This is the reason why my calendar is not yet in October, and the reason why I'm so behind on everything else!!
So, here we go, but first, bear with me with this nonsense!


First, let's take a look at this preview, I know it's a mess but I wanted to try doing it hahaha, it's dedicated to TakaInoo fans XD

And now, the usual translation of the blog. My rambling and a bit of an extra translation will be at the end.

2017-9-9






8:05

At 8 o'clock the hosts are Hey! Say! JUMP's Yaotome Hikaru-kun and Inoo Kei-kun. Today, we broadcast from Mie Prefecture!







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8:12



"This place is awesome! Mie prefecture"

We will introduce deep local information from Mie prefecture that we received from our listeners!

"Matsusaka beef comes along with the lunch service!"
Okamoto: Two circles. Because this makes us jealous.
Inoo: To have it at school lunch is extravagant.

"There is a big fried gyoza called Tsu gyoza"
Inoo: Because it's from Tsu city.
Yaotome: If you eat this you will burn yourself
Okamoto: Two circles! I want to eat it

"There are ninjas everywhere in Iga City!"
Inoo: Looks scary! I want everyone to see!
Takaki: It's hanging on a telephone pole.
Inoo: It'll be good to take a picture of it.

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8:25



"Among Hey! Say! JUMP, you are No.1!"

We'll answer questions like 'Who is the most ○○ among Hey! Say! JUMP?' according to our own opinions!

"Who is the member with the highest tension at the dressing room?"
Inoo: Chinen!
Yaotome: Chinen!
Takaki: Chinen!
Okamoto: Chinen! He's really noisy, right?
Yaotome: He starts dancing!
Okamoto: Recently his tension is the higher.

"Who is the member most airheaded?"
Inoo: Yabu! He forgets lots of things.
Yaotome: Okamoto! He's the type of natural air-headed.
Okamoto: Yaotome! He makes lots of mistakes when speaking.
Takaki: Yaotome!

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8:36



I'll seduce YOU tonight

The cute items for tonight are lobster, shuriken and a checkered flag! Please choose among the three to seduce tonight!



The result from the listeners' voting is,
Winner: Takaki-kun!

The reward is: Tsu gyoza



Takaki: It's so crispy and delicious!

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And now, my transcription in English and my impressions about this week's Rajira (I'm using some Japanese transcriptions from this page) and most of the Tweets from nhk_radirer from here) Also extracts from this and this blog and this.
From now on, Y: Yaotome, I: Inoo, T: Takaki (only today), O: Okamoto (only for today)
- I don't write the pen-names or greetings for each email unless there's something remarkable about it or they are easy to get. (In this occasion I think I typed most of it, but a couple just in the way it sounded)
- My comments or explanations are between brackets ()
- I really try to type down everything but sometimes it's too long, so I sort of explain the situation
- When reading an e-mail 📧 or a tweet 🐦, I'll use inverted commas
- As usual, sorry for any mistakes
- If you don't understand something, keep on reading, I/they will explain it later, most likely.

2017-09-09 Rajira! Saturday

Opening

Y: Well, good work!
I: Good work! We're now in Mie prefecture just after our concert.
Y: It's just after our concert, ne?
I: And by the way, the place where we are right now it's Mie Prefecture Sun Arena, right?
Y: Yes.
I: At Sun Arena, and we're right in front of Hey! Say! JUMP's dressing room, ne?
Y: We're in front of our dressing room.
I: And like this, our radio show has started. Today it's special since we're at the place of our concert, so we had a room prepared for the radio show.
Y: Right, right.
I: So, now, while broadcasting we'll walk that way. So, now we're walking by the corridor
Y: To the radio booth, right?
I: Until there. Well, walking like this, we're going through the making-up room and the catering room.
Y: Also the room where the trainer takes care of our bodies.
I: And now, we've arrived now in front of the venue. Well, it may not be conveyed by the radio but the shutter of the venue is closed, we can't look inside. So, shall we go in?
Y: Let's go inside.
I: So, let's get excited. Rajira!
Y: Saturday!

~ intro music ~

Y: Konbanwahoi! this is Hey! Say! JUMP's Yaotome Hikaru.
I: Konbanwahoi! this is Hey! Say! JUMP's Inoo Kei.
Y: Each week, on Saturdays at this hour it's me, Yaotome Hikaru and Inoo Kei. At 9 o'clock, it is the time for Johnnies Jr., Yasui Kentaro-kun and Takashi Yuto-kun, and at 10 o'clock is Sexy Zone's Sato Shori-kun and Matsushima Sou-kun. It's a 3-hour live broadcast.
I: So, we've started, but since today we're broadcasting from the place of our concert, that means that we may have a guest coming~
Y: Maybe someone is coming~
I: Please, look forward to it. So, we'll be receiving your messages, send them at our homepage. http://nhk.jp/radirer
Y: Yes, we'll also be waiting for you at Twitter, this show's hashtag is #nhkらじらー please use hiragana in rajira.
I: So, what's going on right now on Twitter?
Y: Eh~~
I: 🐦 "If you are in front of the dressing room that means that a member will come?" that's on Twitter, who will come? Will they come?
Y: That's the question.
I: So, please join us in Rajira Saturday until the end~
Y: Yoroshiku~!

🎼 ►[Hey! Say! JUMP - Masquerade] Saturday night is Rajira! 🎶

Y: "Everyone, do you know about this?"
I: "This place is awesome, Mie Prefecture!"
🎹 BGM - TORISETSU - Nishino Kana
I: So, Torisetsu from Nishino Kana-san, who is from Mie prefecture, is playing right now.
Y: That's right, Hey! Say! JUMP came to Mie prefecture this time for a concert.
I: Since we came to have fun at the concert, we'll be announcing deep and local information received from Mie prefecture. So, there's a lot about Mie prefecture, so let's start. So, this also means that some Hey! Say! JUMP's members have come to have fun with us~!
Y: Who are they?
T: Hello, I'm Nishino Kana XD
Y: It's not!
T: I'm Takaki Yuya
👏
I: Takaki and...
O: Ladies and gentleman thank you for listening to the radio, it's Hey! Say! JUMP's Okamoto Keito.
👏
I: I thought it was Chris Peppler (a Japanese-American radio personality), but it's Okamoto Keito, ne?
T: We came to have fun, yeah~
📣 yeah~
I: Takaki, how long has it been (since you last came)?
T: For me, last time was in April when I came, but, about that time, ne, I came as a replacement of Hikaru-kun.
I/Y: Oh right.
T: So, it's my first time with the two of you in Rajira.
Oh~
I: It was just me and Takaki (that time).
T: I'm really looking forward to this.
I: And Keito? (about when was his last time in Rajira).
O: For me, the last time was in Shizuoka.
I: That's right.
O: At that time, there were 5 of us.
I: Always coming in local areas (as not in Tokyo), are you doing it a regular thing?
T: Like this, I think he's aiming to become a regular (guest)
I: Are you?
O: I wonder if I could?
I: And so, at that time, at the seducing corner
O: Yes
I: How was it? Was it ... bad...?
O: Even though I thought maybe it was good, it wasn't...
I: But in the result you lost...(He was whispering here! I think he was trying not to be so hard on Keito)
T: While listening with JUMP members, everyone was like 'what is this guy talking about?'
ALL: HAHAHA
O: Between the 5 of us I only got 7% (I think this is better from what Yabu got later! Sorry that was a spoiler haha)
I: So, you would like to take revenge on that, ne? Okay then, let's start with this corner.
Y: Yes!
I: So, we'll introduce information about Mie prefecture, so let's hear them (a message), this is from Mie prefecture ・Fūkāsan (something with mom)・ 26 y.o., 📧 "Where I live, in Matsusaka city, the Matsusaka beef ( It is one of the most famous beef types within Japan and internationally, with a high fat-to-meat ratio.) comes along with the lunch service! The Matsusaka beef Gyūdon (rice covered with beef and vegetables) and the Matsusaka beef curry are exquisite."
T: Really??
I: "When my daughter has it at school lunch she comes back home happy saying it was delicious. So, you two, please, enjoy it too at a nice restaurant in Mie prefecture!"
ALL: Eh~
T: That's great
I: And so, for this corner, in order to evaluate the facts, we'll evaluate them in terms of how surprising it was, with one circle, two circles or three circles.
Y: Why?
I: Why? Please think about it, Yaotome-san.
Y: Well... three circles means is Mie (this is a pun on the prefecture name, Mie ○=triple circle)
I: You're just reading the script.
HAHAHA
T: That's bad!
I: So, for this case, Keito, please give it a judgment, what do you think?
O: May I?
I: Yes.
O: ⭕⭕ Two circles!
I: Oh, why is it?
O: Well, because... haha it's sounding this song haha
I: What is this BGM? It seems too convenient (Mie means triple and the name of the prefecture) This song is,
T: What's the meaning?
I: This is a song by Pythagoras Switch called Miemiemie
(Pythagoras Switch is a 15-minute Japanese educational television program that has been aired by NHK since April 9, 2002. This song is about things we can't see (see = Mie also) but are there, it's a homophone for the prefecture. Japanese people have way too many puns, and there are many interesting videos on Pythagoras Switch on YouTube if you want to check them, this one got me amazed )
🎹 BGM - Pythagoras Switch - Miemiemie
O: haha (Is this Keito? Either way it's cute )
T: So it was Pythagoras Switch~ This is about Mie Prefecture?
♫♪ Aw I see (he understands what is the song about after listening to it a bit more)
I: Even though it's not about Mie prefecture. It's about things we can see.
Y: I see.
T/I: I see~
O: Really, this could be a triple circle, because this makes us jealous (because of the meat they get to eat, which is supposedly really good)
Y: We'd love to have that, ne?
O: That's right.
Y: I see.
I: To have it at school lunch is wonderful ( he refers to something that is extravagant, like a dish too pompous for a lunchtime at school, and why does Inoo speak so fast and low! It's hard to get him!)
Y: ne?
(Takaki is talking at the same time here with Hika, I think? well, basically they are agreeing with Inoo)
I: So, should we continue?
T: I want to continue (haha I love Takaki responding in the back, but he makes me fill a lot of worthless lines for him haha)
Y: So, next one, from Mie prefecture • Bear Mori-san 📧 "In Mie prefecture we have a regional word, instead of 'tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, two days after tomorrow(shiasatte)' we have 'tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, two days after tomorrow (sasatte), three days after tomorrow(shiasatte)', we have 'sasatte' before 'shiasatte'" (Okay, this is hard to convey in English which only has a word for a future day and that is tomorrow!! So, in Japanese, they have words for 'the day after tomorrow' and so on, so in this case it's pretty interesting, because Mie people have an in-between-word that moves the meaning of the next, which is 'shiasatte', so for everyone else that would mean 3 days from now, but in Mie it's 4 days from now, they'll explain a little bit more while their talking and it's funny how they are all surprised on this haha, while if it's in English all those words are new~ And wait, didn't Arashi talked about this in one mc??) (Source on the info here)
Oh~
Y: "While if you promised to meet with someone from another region in 'shiasatte' that would cause one day of difference from the two of you."
Oh~
O: I see~
I: 'sasatte',
Y: It's called 'sasatte' (3 days from now)
I/Y: I didn't know it at all.
T/Y: It's tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, two days after tomorrow (sasatte), three days after tomorrow (shiasatte).
T: So it's like that.
I: Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, two days after tomorrow (sasatte), three days after tomorrow(shiasatte) (slower and laughing XD ) I can't understand it~
T: I don't get this at all.
Y: This is really local, ne?
T: ne?
O: It's local (as in a local characteristic).
Y: So, now the evaluation on this, so, Yuya
T: Me? ... ha wait, I really didn't get it, ... ⭕⭕ Two circles
🎹 BGM - Pythagoras Switch - Miemiemie
hahaha
Y: We have the song again.
T: I just wanted to listen the song
I: I see~
T: It's two circles okay?
O: I didn't know this.
T: Well, this could cause misunderstandings, ne? About when they should meet.
Y: That would be bad (not quite sure here~).
I: So, Keito, can you read the next one?
O: May I?
I: Yes
O: Okay, this is from Mie prefecture, radio-name Kurara-san • 📧 "The Marathon event when I was in junior high-school was at the Suzuka Circuit that is in my city ( is a motorsport race track located in Ino ), this is the International Racing Course."
T: That's great.
O: "For boys, it was one round, for girls, it was the shortcut course" maybe? "When I watched it on TV, I think that by that racing course, which is flat and with curves; where there are races with vehicles of 2 or 4 wheels with lots of strength; had once actual people run through it and it was really tough" (The last part was a blur for me, haha, this is my best try) "If you fall is harsh, the ups and downs are sudden, it looks like it goes on forever and it's really hard to notice that you're advancing." (I'm not quite sure on this part, it was really hard 'cause I know nothing on this subject and I couldn't find any help on this) (pics taken from here)




Eh~
T: I'm jealous.
O: "You can see from the home straight (the section of a racecourse forming the approach to the finish) even the first corner (I think this means that the ones watching the marathon can see everything from their places). When I remember it now, I would like to be a part of it again (I'm really not sure on all of this lol). Even now, this course is used for long-distance relay races and marathon events. By the way, Suzuka Circuit has 5.8 Km" (the pics are from this year promotion event)
T: I know that~ (Aw he likes races, I didn't know that~)
HA HA
I: You didn't! Did you?
T: I did~ haha No, I'm jealous.
Y: Me too, 'cause I like motorcycles.
T: I like cars, that's why I'm jealous.
I: Why are you jealous?
T: Because they are running in THE Suzuka Circuit.
Y: That's right!
T: It's not something you can normally do!
I: Is that so great?
T: It is!
Y: Only racers can go run there!
T: That's right.
O: Is that so exciting?
T: Yeah
I: So, you two want to run?
T/Y: I want to run!!
T: haha I'd love to!
5.8 Km
I: But the scenery won't change at all, ne?
T/Y: It's fine
Y: I'd love to experience the burbling feeling and the heat!
T: We ended up talking like that~
haha
I: You two are too excited, so you two get to evaluate this, both
Y: Okay, at three. One, two, three
T/Y: ⭕⭕⭕ 3 circles!! (no surprise here! haha)
hahaha
🎹 BGM - Pythagoras Switch - Miemiemie
I: The underlying meaning is that you like this
T: Yeah
O: It's amazing, ne?
T: It is.
I: A marathon at a racing curse, as the scenery doesn't change, this seems hard, ne?
Y: It does.
T: If the weather is hot, as it's asphalt all the way, it has to be hot.
Y: Really hot, ne?
I: Really hot for sure, you'd like to have a pit stop (the stops in racing, I guess) Does it have a meaning when you're running? haha Like, to change your shoes or something like that.
hahaha
T: It'd be hard, so better change your shoes haha.
I: So, next one, from Mie prefecture • 'my favorite mushroom is Inoo-kun' • 13 y.o. (he was laughing so cute at the pen-name lol) 📧 "In the region I'm living, there is this gyoza called Tsu (means harbour, but it's also the name of the capital city of Mie Prefecture, Tsu) which is made with a 15 cm diameter dough, it's a big fried gyouza.
T: Oh
Y: It's big.
I: "This Tsu gyoza is often part of the lunch at school and it's really popular. It's always a struggle to get them!"
Eh~
I: It's called Tsu
T: Tsu...tsu
O: Tsu gyoza?
I: Yeah, it's named after the place, in the city they eat it. Wow, it's big... we got a picture of it here.
ALL: Wow, so big.
T: It's almost the same size of a hand
Y: It looks like as if you eat it, you'll get burnt.
I: I didn't know about this at all.
T: ne?
O: It seems to be voluminous (I guess he meant as in much filling?)
I: So, what do you think, Keito? This gyoza, for you, Okamoto Keito, what do you think? (Takaki was saying something at the back, but I couldn't quite tell what it was)
O: ⭕⭕ Two circles!
🎹 BGM - Pythagoras Switch - Miemiemie
Mie Mie Mie ♫♪ (they were singing along haha)
O: I'd like to taste it ne?
Y: It looks tasty
O: It looks good
(Again all talking at the same time, praising the gyoza lol, like has much filling and so on)
I: So, should we go with one more?
Y: Okay, let's continue. This is from Mie prefecture • 'I want to be illuminated by Hikaru-kun(Hikaru means light)'s light' • 19 y.o. 📧 "Where I live there is this inflection in which we will attach a 'yani' at the end of a word. (The others, I'm guessing, Takaki were saying 'yani~' in the back) So, during the concert, please try saying 'I love you-yani'~
OH~
I: This is good.
O?: It's cute.
Y: 'I love you-yani'
I: Let's practice it, Keito, for tomorrow's concert, try saying something+'yani'
O: Something?
I: Something attached to 'yani'
O: Okay, shall I? (he always checks first, he's really nice)
Y: Yeah
O: I love you-yani~ (the 'I love you' part was in English)
I: hahaha no, no no.
T: (I'm really not sure but here Takaki is saying something like that the last part sounded as 'I love Yuya ni' like 'Yuya ni', as in his name, lol this is so crazy)
O: The 'yani' part makes it sound cute, right?
I: It's cute.
Y: The 'yani' part.
T: So, then a couple would normally say 'I love you-yani' instead of 'I love you' (I'm sorry but English makes all of these examples sound the same, but there are different variations of like/love. First, it was how JUMP addresses their affection towards fans, the second was Keito using his usual English expressions and this third time a way to confess love between couples, it's three different kinds of love!)
I: Why-
Y: It sounds cuter.
I: Why did you look at my face while saying it? the 'I love you-yani' part.
T: HAHAHA It was just that you were in front of me HAHAHA
I: What was that?
Y/T: So, that's it.
I: We should use it, ne?
Y: That's right.
I: It's cute.
ALL: Let's use it.
I: It's easy to use. Like, it's easy to use-yani.
Y: Yani-yani.
T: Well, we're happy that they tell us things to say during the concert.
Y: Yeah
I: We're thankful.
O: Let's use it-yani.
I: So, should we do one more?
O: The evaluation
I: Right, the evaluation, I'm sorry, what should we do? Takaki-san, then
T: Then, ⭕⭕⭕ Three circles!
🎹 BGM - Pythagoras Switch - Miemiemie
Mie Mie Mie ♫♪
T: Because it's something we can use during concerts.
ALL: Yes, thank you.
Y: Thank you-yani.
I: So, one more,
O: Thank you-yani (the thank you part in English)
I: This is from Mie prefecture • Sorayu-san • 23 y.o. 📧 "In Mie prefecture Iga city is famous because its ninjas in the past. Nowadays, we still have ninjas all over the town."
Y: Eh?
T: Really?
I: "Actually, they aren't real ninjas, as a part of a project to revitalize the city, at the shops' veranda, at light-poles, at the baggage rack of the trains or places like these, ninja dolls are installed. The first time I saw a ninja doll at the pole of a light-pole, all of the sudden, I was really shocked."(this is so curious and creepy in at the pics!)
T: That would be scary!
I: This sounds scary haha
T: Specially like at night, ne?
O: I didn't know.
I: Well, we have a picture here for everyone to see.
T: Which one?
I: It's here.



ALL: Wow!
Y: It's like surreal
I: (I think he said something, like we could look at Internet for the pictures or someone, could upload them on Twitter for everyone to see, I'll put some pictures here 'cause they are awesome LOL, I got them from Internet and if you want to look for more, check here)








T: It's hanging on a telephone pole.
I: Well, this is scary~
O: I guess if you don't know about them, it will be scary.
T: If at noon you go and take a picture with it, I'm sure it'll be good a good memory, ne? but at night, it's scary.
Y: It's scary at night.
O: It's scary.
I: For Takaki, this is a picture that if you take you can upload it to Instagram. It's a pic you'll like to take.
T: HAHAHA Like, let's take this one for Instagram.
I: It'll go to Instagram.
T: I don't do that! ( I don't know if he refers to taking the pic or having an Instagram account, but I'm guessing he has one, not an official though haha)
I: But for a picture, it looks like a good change, like you would take it, ne?
Y: That's right.
I: So, these are all around the city. So, what's the evaluation, Okamoto-san?
O: ⭕⭕⭕ Three circles!
🎹 BGM - Pythagoras Switch - Miemiemie
I: Oh, this one got 3 circles. I don't get Keito's attraction for it at all.
T: I don't get it either.
HA HA
O: Well, I'd like to see them!
I: Ne? It may be different by looking at them live.
O: It may go well with a company ( as in business place, I think he said something like that, but he was speaking really low)
T: That's right~
I: So, this is all for 'This place is awesome! Mie Prefecture'
Y: So, now, a song that is liked a lot by 'I love Osaka'-san' • 14 y.o. 📧"This song really livens up the concerts also at the karaoke, everyone's spirits get hyped by it"
I: Also other people have requested (he named all the persons who requested it). We received many requests for this song. It's Hey! Say! JUMP 「我 I Need You」
► Hey! Say! JUMP 「我 I Need You」♪♫

Y: Among Hey! Say! JUMP
I: You are the N°1!! (this is the phrase from Kimi attraction song)
🎹 BGM - Hey! Say! JUMP - Kimi attraction
Y: So, this is a corner made up with the questions that we've received from our listeners with the format of 'Among Hey! Say! JUMP who is the most ...?' and we will be answering them based on our opinions and biased judgment.
I: Now here we have 4 of the members of Hey! Say! JUMP after all.
Yes
I: With this, we'll get the underlying opinions ne? (I'm not quite sure on this, sorry!)
Y: That's great.
T: What's not shown.
I: Right, what's not shown (this part is really a blur, but Takaki and Inoo seemed to really get each other much more than I got them haha). As if that is his character, this will show it. So, let's proceed with the questions.
T: Come on
I: Nagano prefecture • Yellow macaroon-san • 17 y.o.
O: Yellow macaroon?
I: ❔ "At the green room who is the member who has the most hyped tension?"
T: It suddenly appeared (the right answer I guess)
ALL: Ah...
I: Let's answer at the same time.
T: It should be the same.
I/Y: 1,2,3
ALL: Chinen!
Oh HAHAHA
T: In the first one we all said the same!
🎹 BGM - Hey! Say! JUMP - Kimi attraction
I: So, which is the reason for it? Takaki-san?
T: Why? He's really noisy from the start, isn't he?
Y: He's noisy.
T: It's like, he starts singing songs.
Y: He starts dancing 20 min before.
O: He dances
T: He starts dancing all the sudden, he does it lately.
I: It's the same for all of us. Lately, it has been like this.
T: Right, right.
Y: Really high (his tension).
T: Even after we finished it's high!
HAHAHA
O: It's a little troublesome.
I: This one is the same for all of us.
Y: It was amazing.
I: So, should we continue?
Y: Next one, this is a question from Yamaguchi prefecture • 'I love Hey! Say! JUMP'-san • 15 y.o. ❔ "Among Hey! Say! JUMP, the onee number 1 is Takaki-kun, right? But among Hey! Say! JUMP"
T: haha (I'm not sure but I think he said something like 'ah~the usual' like something they always say)
Y: "Who is the most natural air-headed?"
I: Ah~ Air-headed? Wait, I have to think a moment.
T: Air-headed? Wait, I also have to give a thought.
I: Is there one?
T: What is an air-headed?
I: Well, an air-headed is different from a fool (baka)
T: That's right.
O: hahaha
Y: Oi! Who are you talking about? (I think we all know haha)
HAHAHA
T: He didn't say a name.
I: (while laughing) I didn't say a name, I was just saying that it's different from a fool.
O: Air-headed?
I: Is there one?
T: Well, to be honest, this one is difficult.
O: It's difficult~
T: Well, let's try catching the meaning on air-headed.
Y: So, let's go at 3
Y/I: 1, 2, 3!
ALL: (saying different things haha)
Y: Wow it's pretty divided.
I: Keito, who did you picked?
O: Hikaru-kun.
I: Hikaru. Takaki?
T: Hikaru-kun.
I: And you, Hikaru?
Y: Okamoto.
I: So, you two first, explain why you picked Hikaru.
T: Well hahaha ne? (As it was obvious haha)
I: ne?
HA HA
Y: Could you not give as a reason the 'ne?'
O: It's because he has slips of the tongue.
T: Right, right.
O: That would happen quite often.
I: Well, he has an aura of natural air-headed ne?
T: so, it's up to each person to perceived that as a fool or as an air-headed haha
Y: You're just calling me a fool!
T: That's not it, not that. It depends on the person
I: And Hikaru, you picked?
Y: I said Keito.
I: Why?
Y: Well, I think he's sort of a natural air-headed. Like, when he speaks he's like drifting (the word he used means fluffy, meaning like superficial/shallow)
I: He has many episodes when being shallow.
haha
I: I said Yabu. He's the type of person who would forget a lot his personal belongings.
ALL: Ah~
O/T: That's right~
I: Also, there were many times when he's riding the car and he bumps his head repeatedly.
Y: I has happened.
T: Even if there's nothing, he'll bump into the car (I'm not sure on this :P).
I: Right, right.. (overlapping voices, sorry) Well, maybe he's not an air-headed, but just clumsy
Y: He may be just clumsy.
I: So, there's also this. So, should we continue? So, I'll read next. From Saitama prefecture • 'I want to become a cat'-san • 14 y.o.
Y: Nya (meow, I think this was Hika-chan, it was funny)
T: Oh~ Give your best! (into trying to become a cat? I don't know, but his laugh is adorkable XD )
I: ❔ "During your concerts' MC, who is the number 1 member who follows after you bomb a joke?" (this is hard to translate because it's related to Japanese comedy, which is hard to grasp haha, but it's basically, at least what I get out of this, when someone lets something there for another to react)
T: The one who follows-up?
I: This one is hard.
T: It's hard, ne?
Y: I'm ready.
I: You have decided?
Y: Yup.
I: Who is it?
T: Well, there are moments when this happens, I'm also ready.
O: I'm also ready.
I: Ready? Go!
ALL but Inoo: Yuto! / Inno: Takaki!
🎹 BGM - Hey! Say! JUMP - Kimi attraction
I: Yuto?
T: I, Takaki, said Yuto.
O: For me, it's also Yuto.
Y: For me too.
I: Oh~ so you all picked Yuto.
Y: Well, he'll follow when you're joking.
T: He'll pick it up.
Y: He's attentive, so he'll pick it up.
I: Why did you pick him, Keito?
O: Because, just after I made a joke, he'll react with coolness (I'm really not sure at this point!)
I: Because he perceives it.
T: Right, because he gets it.
I: I'm really the only one who didn't pick Yuto!
T: You picked me, why?
I: Well, this is not limited to the concerts, but at the variety shows, he'll usually follow the joke, doesn't he? (as in playing the tsukkomi part)
Y: Oh, you're right.
I: And many of his tsukkomis will end up raising up the spirits.
Y: Oh~
I: Takaki does that.
T: Yeah!
I: Only his manager will rub the back of his head (as in embarrassed/misunderstanding?)
HAHAHA
T: Oi! Why is that?
I: I wonder why...
T: Today, I'll hype the tension.
HAHAHA
I: So, next one,
Y: The next one is a question from Kanagawa prefecture • Sasayu-san • 26 y.o.
T: Sasayuu~ (he's so cute!)
Y: ❔ "Whenever you feel concerned about something, who is the first member who you would think about to ask for advice?"
ALL: Eh~!
I: I don't have one!
T: I don't.
I: We do this? or don't? (he's actually asking if this situation actually happens among members) When I'm concerned about something...to ask for advice? Oh, but I did once! (I think at this point these two had remembered something lol)
T: I have.
Y: It has happened for me.
I: So, let's do it at the same time? This will be based on personal experience, ne?
Y: It is personal.
T: That's right, ne?
Y/T/I: Ready? Go!
(All speaking at the same time)
HAHAHA
🎹 BGM - Hey! Say! JUMP - Kimi attraction
Y: Let's see, Takaki?
T: Inoo-kun.
I: I said Takaki.
T: Well, about this, well, from time to time we call each other on the phone and talk about many things.
Y: Ah~
I: Unexpectedly, even when it looks like it'll end soon, our phone-calls usually last a lot.
HAHA
T: Like, they last about an hour.
I: We can stay talking (on the phone) for 1 or 2 hours.
Y: I can imagine that.
I: So, when we talk this and that about work, unexpectedly we end up giving advice to each other.
T: Right, right.
I: Since the way of thinking of Takaki is different from mine (I'm not so sure on this, he was talking really fast and overlapped)
Y: And Keito?
O: I picked Yuya.
Oh~
O: Right, I also picked Yuya, when there is something that I'm worried about after Yuya would say to me, with his ikemen voice 'It'll be okay'
HAHA
O: I feel really relieved after that.
Y: Well, that would made you feel relieved
T: That?
I: I'd like to feel that. He would not say such thing to me.
haha
I: So, and Hikaru?
Y: I picked Yabu (💗)
OH~
Y: Well, he's the eldest in JUMP and he's dependable, after all, I think like I'd receive a proper advice from him.
I: What the two of you have been talking about lately?
Y: Well~ like 'what should we do next year?'
T: Oh~
I: What to do next year? oh is that about work?
Y: Right, like what should we do for Hey! Say! JUMP's 11th year, or things like that.
I: Oh~ I see.
Y: We can talk about things like that.
I: So, can we do one more? Is it okay?
Y: So, we'll be doing this corner next again, so wait for it~ This was 'Among Hey! Say! JUMP, You are the number 1!'

~ Hey! Say! JUMP's Inoo Kei and Yaotome Hikaru ~ Rajira Saturday! ~

🎹 BGM - Hey! Say! JUMP - Asu no yell
Y: So, we'll be reading emails coming from all of you~ And about Twitter... Twitter
T: Twitter?
I: Which one! If you said email, you read an email!
hahaha
Y: No, no, I was going to read a mail, but the staff told me to look at Twitter. So, into Twitter
T: Oh~ this is really amusing, there's so much written here.
I: Yeah that's right.
Y: 🐦 "Inoo and Takaki talking for about an hour, are they girls?"
T: hahaha (they are all talking at the same time!)
I: Also, 🐦 "Is expected for Hikaru to ask for advice to Yabu-san, ne?"
Y: That's right.
T: Well, they have been together since they were kids, ne?
Y: There's also that.
I: And also, there are a lot of images of ninjas from our previous talk, not only ninjas, also a train with a ninja image and so on, there are a lot of them.
O: It's amazing. We're really thankful for all of this, ne?
Y: Really thankful.
T: It's amazing, one after another it's amazing how they come (I think he refers to the tweets)
I: It's fast.
Y: They are really fast.
O: A mail or a tweet, it feels like that ne?
Y: It's amazing.
I: So, should we answer a question? This is from Tokyo • Rita-san
T: Rita?
I: 📧 "Inoo-chan, Hikaru-kun and Yuya-kun, Keito-kun, konbanwahoi"
ALL: Konbanwahoii
I: "Listening to local information about Mie prefecture was really interesting. About Mie's Tsu-gyoza, where I live, we have a Jumbo gyoza in the school lunch"
O: They have it as a school lunch?
I: "Back in elementary school everyone loved it. And now, to know that in a different region they called it by another name surprised me a lot. It is really crispy and really delicious"
🎹 BGM - Hey! Say! JUMP - Chau
T: It's curious ne?
I: At school lunch ne? If it's at school lunch it means it's the main dish?
Y: Well,it's pretty main, ne? (as in pretty big to be the main dish)
I: So this means it was their meal
Eh~
I: About school lunch, it's pretty unique for each region ne? So,
Y: Should we go with another one? From Tokyo • Kinakoko-san • 21 y.o. 📧 "Konbanwahoi everyone,"
Konbanwahoi~
Y: "I'm really happy that Takaki-kun and Keito-kun are guests today, it was pretty exciting and the fact that you all laugh at the BGM of Pythagoras switch. You did a great job at your concert!"
T: Thank you~
Y: Pythagoras switch, ne?
ne~
I: We used the BGM from Nishino Kana-san because Nishino Kana-san is from Mie prefecture, that was pretty detailed,
T: From Mie
I: pretty detailed coming from the staff-san. So, we should read one more?
Y: Let's do one more. From Aichi prefecture • Chie-san 📧 "Konbanwahoi"
Konbanwahoi
Y: "Congratulations on your first day of concert in Mie prefecture"
T: Thank you.
Y: "During the MC, it was Inoo-kun's turn and he did this imitation on the talk about the teardrop, it was pretty typical of Inoo-kun, really funny. So, Inoo-kun, how is your right hand that was cramped during the concert? I'm really worried about it" (I had no idea about what they're talking about, so, from what I read on Twitter on reports from this day, it seems that Inoo-kun lol, I'm calling him like that now, anyway, he got some sort of cramp in his right hand and couldn't play the piano correctly during Yama-chan's part in Star Time song. About the MC, there was this talk were Yama-chan said that since that VS Arashi is hard for him to draw his teardrop under his eye, lol, but the audience asked him to do it anyway. I'll write a rough and short translation on the reports I found at the end.)
T: It is okay now, right?
I: Now it's fine, I'm sorry to make you worry.
Y: It happened while you were playing the piano ne?
I: It was quite...
(I'm really not sure here, since they're again, talking altogether, but it sounded as Takaki saying 'The piano makes you tired?', to which Inoo-chan replies something like 'Of course!' so Takaki was like 'Amazing!')
Y: It's been a long time (since he made a mistake like that)
I: So, I was worried and made a mistake, but it helped that Yama-chan was able to sing his part properly.
T: It helped.
I: And about the MC, we talked about a lot of things, but, is there something that left an impression on you?
Y: From the MC...
T: Well, it's been 4 years, since we last came to Mie (for a concert) ne?
🎹 BGM - Hey! Say! JUMP - H.our time <3
O: Well, you talked about iseebi (spiny lobster), but, since I can't eat lobster, I didn't join in (the talk)
I: Oh, that's right, Keito .. you don't eat it.
T: That's right.
O: You were all saying how delicious it was...
Y: Abalones also seems to be delicious.
O: Abalones is also a no for me~
HAHAHA
Y: So, it's a no.
T: If you try eating it, maybe you'll be able to eat it (I'm also picky with food, and sorry Yuya you're a sweety but this doesn't work for me either!)
I: Keito, there are a lot of foods you don't eat.
T: A lot~
O: A little~ (really low)
I: What else?
O: Like Crabs, mushrooms, or (Chinese) parsley, I really can't.
Y: But you said you'll eat, the jumbo gyoza, the Tsu gyoza.
O: I did, I want to try it.
I: It's not like you can easily do that at this time!
Y: Certainly.
T: Then, he won't eat it. ... Do not just end that with a 'certainly' haha
I: So, on the contrary, what types of food do you like?
O: Food that I like? Well, I really like meat, like the Matsusaka beef, I'd love to try it~
I: It'd be good to try it. So, I'll read one more,
T: One more please (I'll type down this now, otherwise I'll forget this, Takaki is such a sweetheart always being supporting in the back, sorry for not typing every single cute phrase of his in the low back~)
I: This is from Fukuoka prefecture • Tomomoma-san 📧 "Inoo-chan, Hikaru-kun konbanwahoi"
Y: Konbanwahoi
I: "I'm a mom of two boys of 21 and 18 y.o. Along with my 18 y.o. son, we're Arashi's fans and we go together to their concerts. But, for me, since August I suddenly became a fan of Hey! Say! JUMP, I've already bought CDs and DVDs"
T/Y: Oh~ We're thankful.
I: "But my 18 y.o. son said that that was a betrayal"
HAHAHA
I: "what I did. But, while I was watching the concert DVD in the living room, he said things like 'this song is good' and 'they dance a lot' and he looked interested. Even if he calls Yamada, Chinen, Yuto without honorifics, for Inoo-chan he added a -kun."
HAHAHA
Y: I wonder why.
I: "About Hikaru-kun, he said 'he seems like a nice guy'"
HAHA
Y: What is his point of view?
O: A nice guy~
I: "So, it's just a matter of time for him to become a JUMP's fan" (this was such a cute and fun email! JUMP adding fans from Arashi fanbase..)
Oh~
ALL: We're happy.
T: Maybe if she keeps showing him things (about them) he'll become one.
Y: Keep showing him.
T: Please.
🎹 BGM - Hey! Say! JUMP - Come On A My House
I: It's really nice to see a parent and a son enjoying together.
ALL: It's nice~
T: Lately there are many, Ne?
T: When we look at the audience,
Y: Parents with their children.
I: There are also couples that come.
T: That's right.
Y: The other day, there was a couple that said (in the uchiwa, I guess) 'We're getting married'
O: There are.
T: When I saw that, I asked them 'Are you a couple?' and when they say 'Yes', I'll say to them 'Then get married'
HAHA
Y: That's cool.
O: What is that? Being that cool.
T: So, the boyfriend will reply 'Yes!' (he's cool haha)
O: You get to have that sort of communication?
T: Yeah haha.
Y: So, next one, Hyōgo prefecture • Aianananan-san • 15 y.o. 📧 "Inoo-chan, Hikaru-kun konbanwahoi"
Konbanwahoi
Y: "In last week's broadcast, you talked about ways to remember a vocabulary, ne? What Inoo-chan said that once you have remembered 10 words, before you pass on the next 10 you should try writing down the previous 10. So, I tried that, after all, I thought I had learned those but couldn't write them down, I thought it was a good method, as expected from Inoo-chan."
I: Thank you
Y: "I tried doing the same thing with the kanji and it worked. As expected from Intellectual-Inoo-kun, thank you."
I: If we ask I'm sure there are many methods of study, well, I think it won't work asking Takaki-san, so Keito,
T: hahaha Don't discard me hahaha
I: Keito, do you have some (methods of study)?
🎹 BGM - Hey! Say! JUMP - Maji SUNSHINE
O: I'm the type that likes to write
I: Ah, writing
O: By writing it, I'll remember.
I: So, if they asked you to remember some words, how would you do it?
O: I'll just write them freely many, many times.
I: So, you'll be writing them all down. If you write you remember.
O: If I write it, then I'll remember. I did use writing them with a red pen and then using a red plastic sheet to hide them.
Y: That's nostalgic.
O: It is.
T: Takaki-san, you probably don't understand about using a red plastic sheet to hide what was written in red, right? He's like thinking 'what are they talking about?' (poor Takaki! hahaha but if you are as lost as Takaki on this, please check this tweet for a graphic explanation on this memory method )
T: I'm a bit lost (I really didn't get him, but he was pretty much agreeing with Inoo-chan haha)
HAHAHA
I: Right, you use it so it'll hide them, ne?
T: That is, right?
I: So, these were the emails we received.

♫♪ Saturdays' night at 8 o'clock it's Hey! Say! JUMP's Yaotome Hikaru and Inoo Kei's Rajira Saturday ♪♫

This is the first time I have to split a post because it's too long!! So the seducing corner is in part 2

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