It has been a while but I have been in a deep state of depression! I can not find a damn job and now Tina Youthers is saying that she is pregnant with Captain Chunks youngin'.... I think its all a crock of bullshit and some sort of publicity stunt for her to get back on the big screen but I havent really gotten to the bottom of it yet... Sloth and ( Read more... )

i have been a little under the weather lately... i met up with another X-childhood actress and we had a romantic getaway.....the bahamas was great but the crabs and herpes i brought home was no joke...sloth and i spent hours trying to comb the pubic lice out! i finally broke down and went to the free clinic and got some cream...which oddly smelled ( Read more... )

I almost got laid last night! I went over to mikeys house and he had invited a couple of hoes over...right away sloth got an invite to the attic where he got a lap dance from a mexican chick...about 6 or 7 shots later the little russian bitch asked me to lift up my shirt and show her a little bit of the truffle shuffle, i did it and she asked if ( Read more... )

its been about a month since chunk last got some pussy! no one wants a has been! i mean i still got money from the movies i was in when i was young...no one wants to hire the "fat kid" i was in a porno doing the truffle shuffle with ten hoes dancing on the old love wand but still i got no ass... i just need a break from sloth and the rest of the ( Read more... )

i know everyone thought captin chunk was no longer alive, but i have been trying to keep a low profile since we saved the goondocks, sloth and i have been doing alot of traveling speaking at schools about the whole one eyed willy experience...its been great!