ya know, sometimes, working in my office is pretty cool.  right now, i'm having my third beer of the day.  they pay me shit, but there is an ice cold case of Yuengling Lager in our kitchen fridge (from whence my three beers came).  the afternoon looks promising.

now, i know what you're thinking.  "chris, it's 12:15.  either you drank those first two ( Read more... )

it's a real shame that the eagles play Professional Football or else we would have had a moral victory last night.  which we all know is nearly as good as a score-more-points-than-them victory.  seriously though, that was the most exciting football game i've watched in . . . a while.  go birds.

in the breakfast of life, are you the chicken or the pig?

i just watched this video, i don't know, like , 50 times in a row. god damned german efficiency. . . .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY , KEVIN BAKER!!

if i'm correct this makes you 1,379 in monkey years. enjoy your 1300's, kev, they won't last forever!

i've been out of my office for two days, is it possible that no one has said happy birthday to cassandra young? if not, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ( Read more... )

so to fill the void left by the sopranos the home box has given us john from cincinnati and the flight of the concords. has anyone watched john? it's weird, but i'm compelled to watch it. maybe that's just because i watched back to back eps on demand and i could get into it. we'll see if it captures me enough to go back week after week. i do ( Read more... )

like-a-what?   podium.   RIP Mr. Wizard,  lets all raise our glasses tonight . . . and then stick our hands in them and not get wet ( Read more... )

well, it's that time of year.  the stars have aligned and the twins are out in full force.  happy birthday to my other half's better half, emily marie green.  (yeah that's right, my twin dates her twin)  i love you em, you're the best friend a boy could ask for.  see you on sunday!

" Let an ultraintelligent machine be defined as a machine that can far surpass all the intellectual activities of any man however clever. Since the design of machines is one of these intellectual activities, an ultraintelligent machine could design even better machines; there would then unquestionably be an ‘intelligence explosion,’ and the ( Read more... )