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[ciaobastards]

TEN YEARS? There is no way that I'm spending ten fucking years in this goddamn place!

Christmas here was shitty. Not that I expected it to be any better, but they don't even have a church here with a proper presepio or anything! And you're supposed to exchange your gifts on January 6, and how am I supposed to cook a traditional tortellini broth

Comments

[byte_me_baby]

Ohh I'd like some.

[ciaobastards]

Finally, someone with taste. Where should I deliver it?

/fails

[byte_me_baby]

Oh, ah to 952 Beulah Street.

Re: /fails

[ciaobastards]

Yeah. I'll be over there.

[ooc: should we switch to action comments now?]

[kleinefurstin]

I assume if we were actually going to be stuck here for that long, someone would have managed to organize a proper midnight mass.

[ciaobastards]

Exactly! I have no idea how it could be ignored. Especially when Mayfield has changed Christmas for the worse.

[goesnickersnack]

That's... horrible!

[ciaobastards]

Pretty much everything in Mayfield is.

[goesnickersnack]

So Ah'm startin' t'find out!

[ciaobastards]

I'm sorry to say this, but it will get much worse. How long as Mayfield trapped you?

[goesnickersnack]

...This is mah second day...

[ciaobastards]

Oh. The first few days are always damn terrible.

...Hey, if you need any help navigating around town, I know someone who can show you around.

[goesnickersnack]

Ya do?! Oh, tha'd be wonderful! Ain't got a clue where Ah'm goin' in this place.

[ciaobastards]

Okay, her name's Konata, and she lives at 508 Ricardo Street, I think.

[goesnickersnack]

[Repeats the information, making sure she's got that right.]

Awright! Thank ya very much... er... Wha's yer name?

[ciaobastards]

I'm South Italy, but I go by Romano or Lovino. And you would be Signorina...?