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10.
[One morning, Romano finds himself waking up groggily, with a bit of nausea and a headache. Rubbing his head (and careful not to touch that one hair), he checks the calendar to see--]
Holy fuck, I've been droned for that long?! Mamma mia, I didn't even do a damn thing to deserve this...!
[Some more cussing and grumbling...He would call for ( Read more... ) -
9.
H-hey, if any of you bastards saw a brown and white puppy the last few months, he's mine, alright?! And if you want to see him, you can't, because...because he's mine and he's so badass he can tear your balls right off or something. [He's totally not lying or anything ( Read more... ) -
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So I guess everyone will be doing this "election" today, but this is the biggest load of bullshit that I've ever heard! How do we know that behind those flashy speeches and pamphlets (which were pretty fucking annoying, by the way) you aren't all corrupt bastards?! I bet they're all bribing or threatening voters behind our backs, maybe changing the ( Read more... ) -
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Oh, San Valentino's. If I was back home, I would be in some nice, fancy restaurant that serves the best pasta and charming some lovely signorinas. And it's not my brother who does that and I can totally enchant more chicks than he can! Just because I don't have a photo album to prove doesn't mean it's not true, dammit ( Read more... ) -
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So first, these psycho bastards have gone and off'ed Kiev and then Ukraine's on their list and moved to her creepy brother's house, so I-I'm stuck alone here and I can't even sleep in my own room, damn it! Now they've gone and-and murdered Veneziano...It was probably his own damn fault, but still--THEY CAN'T JUST DO THAT TO HIM ( Read more... ) -
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Did Officer Grady just say that he's going to punish the whole fucking town for this?!
I-I didn't do anything, I swear! I was just minding my own business, dammit! I don't deserve this! Chigiiiiii!
[Actually, Romano had participated in some of the rioting himself when he saw everyone else destroying the town. He's just being his cowardly self.] -
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TEN YEARS? There is no way that I'm spending ten fucking years in this goddamn place!
Christmas here was shitty. Not that I expected it to be any better, but they don't even have a church here with a proper presepio or anything! And you're supposed to exchange your gifts on January 6, and how am I supposed to cook a traditional tortellini broth ( Read more... ) -
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Spain, what the hell did you do now?! I bet you're off fighting wars or out playing with cute kids or whatever, but just tell me, damn it! I-I'm so hungry...
...No, the squirrels followed me here and peed in the bed again!
[ooc: Backlogged-it's still the 19th in my time zone! So er, yeah.] -
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Where the heck am I?! This sure as hell isn't my house, and these definitely aren't my pictures, even if the girl I'm with is very lovely. And who changed my clothes?! This better not be a part of one of France's plans! If that perverted bastard kidnapped me, I'll...throw tomatoes at him! Chigiiii! Or what if I'm captured? If there's anyone out ( Read more... )
