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[ciaobastards]

TEN YEARS? There is no way that I'm spending ten fucking years in this goddamn place!

Christmas here was shitty. Not that I expected it to be any better, but they don't even have a church here with a proper presepio or anything! And you're supposed to exchange your gifts on January 6, and how am I supposed to cook a traditional tortellini broth

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[bornwithskison]

Maybe you can make the broth from scratch.

[ciaobastards]

It's not the broth that's a problem, it's the damn tortellini.

[goesnickersnack]

Wh-what?! We gotta spend ten years here?!

[ciaobastards]

Well, signorina, I don't know if it's a requirement, but I somehow remember things that happen ten years in the future here.

[motheringnation]

I don't know why they're exchanging gifts early here. Perhaps that's how they celebrate Christmas here?

[ciaobastards]

I guess. Considering America already messed up pasta and pizza, he could've just gone and messed up Christmas, too. If you'd want to, we could also give gifts in January? I'm sure that Kaf--Kiev won't mind too much.

[motheringnation]

That would be nice. We can both make some food from home as well.
Oh, you've met Kiev!

[ciaobastards]

I'm sure that anything you can cook would be delicious.

And si, I have. She seems...pretty happy to be here.

[defycellophane]

You sound like a charming fellow.

...Wait. Ten years?! Um, no. I JUST got here and no! No way! That is unacceptable!

[ciaobastards]

I'll act however the hell I want to!

Yeah, I'm not spending ten years in this dumb town either. But that's what I remember, unless Mayfield is fucking with us again.

[defycellophane]

Slow down, cowboy. I wasn't saying a word about your wonderful language.

It does this a lot? This...

[[He's not one for cursing and it's painfully obvious.]]

...'fucking around'?

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[ciaobastards]

Yeah, you better fucking believe that my motherfucking language is fucking wonderful.

[danesaxed]

Crazy thought, but have you ever thought of just roughing it?

All you need is tomatoes right?

[ciaobastards]

I am roughing it the best I can, damn it! And no, tortellini broth is a soup recipe that requires actual fucking tortellini, beef, onions, carrots...[and he goes on and on about the ingredients]

[danesaxed]

...Ehh, isn't it just like a noodle and some sauce?

[ooc: please feel free to berate him--he's kind of antagonizing you]

[ciaobastards]

It's clear that you have no idea how to cook good Italian food at all, so you can just shut the hell up, bastard!