10.

[ciaobastards]

[One morning, Romano finds himself waking up groggily, with a bit of nausea and a headache. Rubbing his head (and careful not to touch that one hair), he checks the calendar to see--]

Holy fuck, I've been droned for that long?! Mamma mia, I didn't even do a damn thing to deserve this...!

[Some more cussing and grumbling...He would call for

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[no_bullying]

[Hey hey she's old enough to be in the later grades of high school]

Random kids~?

[ciaobastards]

[He's too weirded out to go to the trouble of making a distinction.]

Yeah, like you! You've got the wrong house.

[no_bullying]

No I'm not! Maybe you are?

[ciaobastards]

No, signorina, this is my house! There's a Vespa in the garage and packages of uncooked pasta in the cupboards. So it's mine.

[motheringnation]

[Giant surprise hug]

Romano you're back! I'm so happy!

[ciaobastards]

[is hugged]

It's nice to see you again, Signorina Ukraine! Aside from the...kids, did anything happen while I was droned?

[motheringnation]

Ah. Well don't go to the post office to get things back because if you do they'll cut off a piece of your body for it.

Ah...the town was Communist for a while and I was blind for a while after that. I got the burns from Chernoybl back as well. You missed a world meeting. I was evil for a while but am better now....

[Thinking, thinking....]

[ciaobastards]

Holy fuck! Okay, I missed a whole world of shit. Were you fine without me, signorina?

[thelittlecanary]

... [You get this face, not!dad. Enjoy.]

[ciaobastards]

...You must be the other one.

[thelittlecanary]

Y-yes. My name is Garnet til Alexandros. [Awkward pause.] I'm glad to see that you've woken up. We were beginning to think you never would.

[ciaobastards]

I'm South Italy, but you can call me Romano. Just not "dad."

Yeah, with all the months that went by, I don't even know how I ended up in this shi-stupid town again.

[fusososososo]

I brought them Lovi~ ♥ I thought you'd love kids so much as I do!~