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[ciaobastards]

H-hey, if any of you bastards saw a brown and white puppy the last few months, he's mine, alright?! And if you want to see him, you can't, because...because he's mine and he's so badass he can tear your balls right off or something. [He's totally not lying or anything

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[hateslonglines]

And where have you been? I was beginning to think you gotten yourself droned like Spain and Germany [Not going to comment on his walking.]

[ciaobastards]

That's not any of your damn business!

[hateslonglines]

I was just concerned. After all I haven't really seen your brother around for quite sometime either.

[ciaobastards]

You don't need to kn--What the hell did this place do to Veneziano?! I swear, if he went back with the potato bastard, I'll-I'll--

[motheringnation]

[At home. Romano is being engulfed in a giant hug]

There you are! I was so worried about you!

[ciaobastards]

[He doesn't mind, patting her on the back]

Mi dispiace-are you feeling better?

[Hoping she doesn't notice the sudden lack of a puppy...]

[motheringnation]

[Snifs and wipes her eyes]

What happened to you? Th...thought something terrible must have happend.

[ciaobastards]

No, nothing bad happened at all! I...just got lost. You know how bad this town can be.

[perfektsymmetry]

[Crowe remembers the puppy! How could he forget that craziness? It's a good thing for Romano that he's a little on the gullible side.]

O-oh! That was your dog? I tried helping him but communication with him was a little difficult I'm afraid… so he make it home alright?

[ciaobastards]

[And Romano remembers how aggravating Crowe was to him as well.]

Yeah. He's fine, he's doing...whatever the hell it is dogs do.

Maybe communication would've been easier if you would've actually been smarter.

[perfektsymmetry]

[If this conversation happened a week or two earlier, Crowe probably would have just blubbered and apologized. But lately, he's not taking nonsense like this. He speaks sternly.]

E-excuse me? I'm sorry if I can't speak dog, or... whatever. I was trying to do what I could be he was a little... difficult to handle. I was only trying to help.

[ciaobastards]

Tch, his message was pretty fucking obvious if you ask me. He even drew the damn picture out for you!

hacked lololololol

[windmill]

[TOTALLY DIDN'T MISS YOU. TOTALLY.]

I think he's gone.

[ciaobastards]

...But you're not.

Fuck off!

[windmill]

Why? Y'must be feeling lonely.

[ciaobastards]

Stop spouting crap, I'm not lonely! Spain's still here. He's just acting like a retard more than usual.

[no_mountains]

What's wrong with potatoes?

[ciaobastards]

They're the most fucking disgusting food ever! They're only a tool used by stupid macho Germans for brainwashing. Because seriously, how could anyone eat that shit?!

[no_mountains]

Everyone in me part of the world eats potatoes a lot!

[ciaobastards]

...You poor bastards. That's fucking impossible.