9.

[ciaobastards]

H-hey, if any of you bastards saw a brown and white puppy the last few months, he's mine, alright?! And if you want to see him, you can't, because...because he's mine and he's so badass he can tear your balls right off or something. [He's totally not lying or anything

Comments

[hourai_branch]

Can't see him? How rude.

[ciaobastards]

It's for a good reason, signorina! He doesn't really like people who aren't his owners.

[hourai_branch]

Maybe he's shy.

[ciaobastards]

No, I've known him for longer. He's not shy or scared at all and he just likes to be a lazy ass around the house. Nothing else to it.