this entry will be a credible source of honest and candid information when i no longer feel honest and candid. i cannot come down today for some reason, in spite of multitudes of showers, naps, and carbonated beverages, so i am honest. and candid. and fucking goofy ( Read more... )

i am determined not to eat all of zoe's chocolate-covered espresso beans. i swear ( Read more... )

there will not be anything spectacular about this update. it will be quite run-o-tha-mill as far as updates go ( Read more... )

this is ME popping in to say hi and i hope you haven't forgotten about me ( Read more... )

ay me ( Read more... )

note to self: name firstborn daughter june.

note to others: go check out my journal on suicidegirls.com, it's under dixie. my set isn't live yet, but unless you're an sg member, you can't see it anyway!

ladies and gents, you may now address me as Ms. Dixie Suicide because I am about 24 hours from being live on the site. i would like to thank my producers and all those little people who helped me climb the ladder to nakey stardom. kisses! :::muah:::

yes, i know i am a selfish bitch with too much free time, but this is fun and i bet once you're done taking mine, you'll want to make your own.

http://connect.tickle.com/test.html?id=8WEkHbfrtL54oMIA&

and suddenly everyone thinks i'm as crazy as i think i am...

i withdrew. now i'm listless. i want to be listful, but i can't find my list. please someone tell me what to do.