Comments | cieo: Dear Sick FREAKS,

cieo

Dear Sick FREAKS,

Oct 04, 2005 23:48

I hate to be such a stickler for the rules of acceptable conduct, but I must be firm on this one particular point.

It is NOT cool to decide to start your menses and then proceed to BLEED ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT and LEAVE DISGUSTING BITS OF YOUR ENDOMETRIAL LINING BEHIND. Do you hear me you filthy, uneducated philistines ( Read more... )

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pirate_eggie October 5 2005, 04:01:03 UTC

CRETINS! TROGLODYTES! DE-EVOLVED AMORPHOUS MASSES OF PRIMORDIAL FLUID! POOPFACE!

Sorry. You used the word "Philistines."

And, uh, ew.

cieo October 5 2005, 04:03:00 UTC

Sorry. You used the word "Philistines."

Am I wrong, or is that just one of your triggers?

pirate_eggie October 5 2005, 04:12:47 UTC

I like funny archaic insults. Trollop! Fishmonger!

shupriorsquishy October 5 2005, 13:40:42 UTC

Miranda

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loga October 5 2005, 04:16:36 UTC

Eww.

brujah October 5 2005, 05:14:46 UTC

Sounds like we need to remove some folks from the gene pool. Ick.

cieo October 5 2005, 05:18:36 UTC

I don't even understand how they went about doing it. I mean--HOW DO YOU MISS? We're girls for Pete's sake!

brujah October 5 2005, 05:53:07 UTC

Some folks just *like* being nasty. That's the only explanation that I can come up with for some of the shit I've seen during my stints of working for places that offered a public bathroom.

Ungodly is a term I'd use.

And the women, in general, were far nastier than the men. Men just need to understand that they have to stand closer.. it's shorter than they think.

Women, though, are just evil nasty.

cieo October 5 2005, 07:16:36 UTC

It's just not right. If I ever catch any chick pulling this shit, I'm going to shove her own used tampon into her mouth. I'll carry around a pair of latex gloves just for this purpose.

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kampongchicken October 5 2005, 06:58:56 UTC

Perhaps she queefed. Or pulled the string too hard.

cieo October 5 2005, 07:17:12 UTC

*headdesk*

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cieo October 5 2005, 08:15:27 UTC

You look so darling in that photo. :)

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dr_nebula October 5 2005, 11:26:43 UTC

Gah!

That's friggen gnarly! Glad I already ate breakfast.

cieo October 5 2005, 17:13:56 UTC

velvetsteele and I have decided that some women are just plain sick and evil. And not just Darth Vader evil, or Arvin Sloane (season 1-3) evil. I'm talking about real evil that there just isn't a cure for.