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candice is here.
and she is never. going back.

i hope i am not alone in finding it to be grotesquely bothersome that, even still, in a modern day world so very, very full of possibilities, most young girls' "American Dream" involves something along the lines of 6 feet of nothing but long, gorgeous legs, blonde hair, blue eyes, and big tits ( Read more... )

haha.
things suck sometimes.

to a very laughable point of suckage.

...
haha.

"...I have to ignore the cultural cacophony that singsongs all day long, Too much, too much, too much. As Abra Fortune Chernik writes, 'Gaining weight and pulling my head out of the toilet was the most political act I ever committed ( Read more... )

biatch biatch biatch.

i re-opened this sonofabitch so i'd start writing again.

but i have nothing to write about.

SOMEONE INSPIRE ME.

DEAR GOD.

haha. kidding, sort of.
(but not really.)

yay.