Still bitching about how the dude you think is soooooo awesome is falling for my dumbasssssss? Welp... Keep crying. No actual end in sight to this budding romance. What are you doing reading this anyways? Get back to tumblr feminism and showing your ass to people who didn't care to see in the first place 0:)

Too bad there isn't plastic surgery for personalities. Would've been a better expenditure at this point I'm thinking... ;)

So let me get this straight... You can't handle people poking fun at you so you hire a gang of incompetent e-thugs to harass your bullies ( Read more... )

I miss my room mate. (She's in Berlin ( Read more... )

Same stuff going on. Still dressing like an ass. Still chasing down dudes that won't have me, and not having dudes that chase me down. I'm broke, but I'm still pretty bangin', so no worries ( Read more... )

VEGAS- tomorrow monday 3.29

LA- tuesday and wednesday 3.30 and 3.31

don't say i didn't tell you. i've told you.

lolz @ dakota fanning.

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i'm totally seeing this, though..

I am officially old as shit. Everyone feel free to laugh and point. Now.

Got a jennifer aniston haircut. Hate yet love at the same time. They said "bring the 90s back" guys ( Read more... )

this is the first time i've updated my livejournal this decade. i'm straight chilling with a terrorist. we just watched jersey shore.

he pays attention to me. you fucks... take note.