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[cigol712]

Today I:
-realized how fucking awesome i am
-yelled at a little kid
-rammed an old guy off the road
-beat in a random person's head with a baseball bat

Didn't:
-eat brocoli
-die
-suffocate

Should have:
-nope, i did everything i wanted to

Comments

[matrixspaz01011]

Oh no. You too.

...I ate brocolli. It was tasty.

[cigol712]

I'm only doing this to make a point that it's stupid.

[matrixspaz01011]

I figured with the sarcastic comments and all. I did a doubletake with the 3-4 sets of the same format instead of 2-3.

Brocolli is still tasty.

[cigol712]

Brocolli rocks, especially on pasta.

[foryoubluex]

today i

-read jeff's journal
-realized jeff has a lot of pent up anger
-hoped jeff will attent the coffee house

[cigol712]

sarcasm. it's sarcasm. can't you hear the inflection of my voice over the internet??

[qweebikel]

You know every single time I try something mew, it get's fucking shot down! DAMNIT!

*FUCKING RETOOLS!*