Okay, November Rain part 1 of 2 ... Seasons of Wither ( Read more... )

Okay, I've finally kicked my ass back into gear and the November Rain concept is getting yet another revamp. I've had this idea going on for the last three years and yet I've never written past two chapters ... Christ I'm lazy.

I have a freaking tan line on my ring finger because of the junior ring!!! And I have a goatee, which I'm shaving off tomorrow because it's so freaking itchy. Updates to come.

*Editted: 10:50pm*

About a few months ago, I came across an article (thanks to a couple of message board I used to frequent) at FOXNews.com, claiming that the Lord of the Rings is a racist story. It read:

The deep thinkers at Indymedia have come to the conclusion that the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy paints a "racist stereotypical tapestry" that ( Read more... )

I shall forego the usual tradition of posting my report card to make you all feel inferior and proceed to my post on the GREATEST TWO PRESIDENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY ( Read more... )

Okay, so how's about this: I aim for a larger market for my cynicism. That's right kids, The Jeff is prostituting himself just for you! Instead of just ranting off about things that I hate, I'm gonna rant off things that I hate and know that you'll agree with me hating it ( Read more... )

Screw this. It seems I'm making more enemies than friends. After a fair share of e-mails that express disapproval of my comments about stereotypes, etc., I have decided to stay away from commenting on stereotypes. I, myself, do not like them and I guess it is appropriate then to stop talking about them.

People are beginning to take me way too seriously. I've already expressed that these are my opinions, and my opinions only. I don't ask you to agree with me, or do anything to further what I say - it's all of your accord whether you want to ( Read more... )

Aerosmith concert kicked major ass. As in, so major, that my ass literally flew out of my mouth. Highlights ( Read more... )

School's out for summer. School's out forever ( Read more... )