Disclaimer: I attack only the stereotype, not the people. I'm positive that there are people under the categories I rant about that are not complete dumbasses and do not fit the mold. To them, I give my full respect ( Read more... )

Do not ask me what I got on my SATs. I don't ask you, do I? For every time you ask me what I got on my SATs, I will castrate you/stab a knife up your vagina/steal your first-born child's soul.

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Continuing on with the list of people who deserve to be locked in a dark cell in the crust of the earth with only rats and spiders as companions and their own excrement as nourishment ( Read more... )

Here's a list of people that deserve to be dragged into the woods and gutted with a rusty meat hook and hanged on a tree with their entrails hanging out to be fed on by wolves ( Read more... )

I am reminded once again how strange my family is.

My Dad: "Jeffrey, we're heading to Wal Mart for a bit."

Me: "What're you getting?"

My Dad: "Well, I was trimming outside with my new electric trimmer and got a little carried away and ended up trimming the extention cable."

Me: "..."

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Certain words have certain connotations. Trip implies going away by car, plane, or boat. Vacation means getting the hell away from home for a good while. Journey means something physically and mentally trying that offers a great reward. In all cases, the connotations refer to SOMETHING THAT IS ALIVE ( Read more... )

I'd love to rant about this whole "emo" craze, but I'm afraid that too many people will start crying and write depressing crappy music about it.