I hate it when people write huge, long entries in LJ that no one really bothers to actually sit thorugh and read. This is what I see when I read them ( Read more... )

Caller: Hello, 911, I would like to report a rape ...

Operator: Where and when?

Caller: Longwood High School from 8:30 - 12:30 am

Operator: Do you have any idea who the rapist is?

Caller: Yes, yes I do. And it's rapistsOperator: Okay, please identify them then ( Read more... )

In one month, I will have forgotten your name, what we've done together, and why I care about you. There are some people I don't want to associate with anymore next school year.

After I'm out of college, you'll probably be a footnote in the history of Jeff.

Hello all, I have returned. I would like to take this time to priase conservatives and liberals, Democrats and Republicans. They seem to be able to argue about everything there is to argue about, from whether or not we should drop big deadly radioactive things on Iraq to whether or not killing the cockroach on the steps to the Capitol building was ( Read more... )

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Well, I haven't done this in a while. So let's get started ( Read more... )

Yeah, I didn't go to the prom. And I really don't care about it. If you talk to me about it, I'll walk away from you.

The biggest Tuesday of my life so far has come and past. And now, I can say that the biggest cross I've ever had to bear has finally been lifted from my shoulders.

I finally got an actual journal, which will be responsible for my more random quippings and muses and deeper angsts and things. Don't worry, I'll still update this bitch, and I may even add some entries from my own personal journal here if I feel the need to.

There should be a sign everywhere I go to that reads, "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here." Most especially, that sign should show up at St. Anthony's, my home, and on the doors of the church it would read "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Exit Here."