[ONE][VOICE] The first cigarette.

[cigsandgunsmoke]

[VOICE

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[ilyblackpearl]

You speak a seemingly different language. And you can't leave, darling, because the gods will be SAD

[cigsandgunsmoke]

I'm pretty sure we're speaking the same fucking language.

Darling? What the fuck. Gods? Yeah, alright. I'll file that next to ghosts and sea monsters in the sewers.

Seriously, where the shit is this?

[ilyblackpearl]

You're so endearing with your royal bugger speak.

Yes, Gods. They're grouchy little men.

I have been eaten by two sea monsters on separate occasions.

This is here which is the present, or the future of the past and the past of the future- I just lost myself. Anyway, poppet, you're here now.

[cigsandgunsmoke]

... ...

I'm being hit on by a crazy homeless hobo. Fucking fantastic.

[manic_melody]

Welcome to Purgatory.

Basically, you've been kidnapped from your world and brought here by the gods. You're here to amuse them, sort-of. Under the guise of repenting for your sins.

Also, you picked a fine time to show up. Food's short, and people are just coming back from a famine.

But, yeah. Hey.

[cigsandgunsmoke]

Purgatory. Kidnapped. Repenting. Famine. Okay. I follow...

Since I just punted the little fuck trying to make friends with my leg, and it was NOT a dog, I'm gonna have to conclude that you're not some crazy homeless hobo. I'm thinking that contestant number one up there is filling the position anyway.

So what do I gotta do to get the hell out of here?

[manic_melody]

Unfortunately, that's up to the gods.

Well, Goddess. But, something's up with that, too.

Basically, you just have to smile and make nice for a little while.

Eventually, you go home. And from what I hear, you're not even gone long enough to blink an eye.

Repent, and thou shall be saved. Or...some crap like that.

[z_alone]

Alice where?

[citrinitas_668]

Take a closer look at the thing that looks like a "dog on speed", it may be the houndour I was looking for.