I hate this beast who ever fecking though it would be an intelligent or kind action to give me this tiny grimy disgusting vile creature is a sinner that shall rot in hell with the very worst of liars, marooners and whatever else is rotting down there in those slimy depths. It was a completely uncalled for action that was unmerited on the part of me ( Read more... )

All of this swishing water makes me think of the ocean. If I had a ship I would sail here. Alas I have a house. Anyone up for a barter? My house is lovely as a plum.

Also whoever returned to me this dreaded animal- curse you.

I don't know if anyone's told you, but there is people gone all over the place. And while I'm... Oh so keen to go looking for them I think I'll stay here.

Though I am quite un-entertained. Bored. Unamused. Alone. Savvy, anyone?

[voice, crackles to life]

I have recorded this as testament that I did indeed ask these sashaying, singing monstrosities to leave me in peace. The last time beings from this world tried to dance with me it ended horribly.

[there's a crash]

I most certainly would no- How... chillingly warm ( Read more... )

I have a job. Now someone bring me a ship. Or rum.

I'm going on an adventure. One that will require all of my courage and perseverance.

There is a touch of singing that I hear... And it does not want to go away. I have tried to respond to it, but I think it speaks french. Assistance required.

In other news, I, a respectable sort, am willing to offer my help. If anyone needs someone. For hiring. To hire. To do work.

Preferably somewhere with rum.

[drunk hiccup, he's humming a bit. He speaks in a sing song tone.]

A-and a happy new years to you all.

[a clink and a drunken manly, piratley, i-am-the-terror-of-the-high-seas-fear-megiggle]

[Sound of him staggering away, stumbling, and crashing into things while singing something along the lines of 'rum glorious rum glorious glorious ruuum']

If one gentleman has been on on a quest of searching for much a lot of time, what would it be.

Stunning question my man.

I rather like him too.

Oh the things that have happened. There was a love in need, and being the upstanding and lovable gentleman that I am, I went to assist. Unfortunately it led to mayhem generally associated with one Tia Dalma ( Read more... )

I'm going on an adventure with the lovely Princess of Fish.

It will be SPLENDID.

[alle and jack are going on a bear hunt to the labyrinths]