I do believe I have reached a low point in my most admirable existence as a gentleman. While barely alive, I find myself annoyingly, curiously, horribly, wildly wronged. I was able to eat for a moment, but the ability has since fluttered away. I am enraged. Angry. Annoyed. Bewildered. Combative. Condemned. Outraged. Well I suppose you catch my ( Read more... )

[voice clicks on and there's a strange giggle, italics are singing]

Mm, Yo ho yo ho a pocketfull of ru- Curses. Tha's not it. Yo ho yo ho... Ah, then something I'm a black sheep... A bottle of rum!

[pause, then he slurs at someone not at the terminal]

Yo ho a pirates life for me!There we go. Ah yes, I've lost my... my... mmm, I've lost my ( Read more... )

I am not well.

And these children will not sing. They are no fun at all.

ALSO. My brand is better. A bit.

OH and one might notice that my arm is bruised. I hit a wall and the damned thing hit me back. I am plotting my revenge.

[click, and a pause. Jack sounds tired, and his speech is slow]

They've found me, found me. I should have not thrown things at them, the beasties, but I felt like it. Mmm. I have the most strangest sensation wanting to sleep forever.

As you are, strangers.

[a long pause before it clicks out]

[a click and he's annoyed and sounds a bit crazy still ( Read more... )

I USED TO KNOW WHAT THE NORTH STAR LOOKED LIKE
BUT I DONT REMEMBER

I DONT REMEMBER PEOPLE EITHER

I HOPE I DONT GET SWEPT AWAY

Once at sea, I met a man made of barnacles. Completely made of them. Little bugger drank my rum. I would eat him now ( Read more... )

[the mic clicks on, and jack is giggling a bit drunkenly. he's drunk on sobriety, and losing his mind a bit. or, at least his touch with reality ( Read more... )

[clicks on ( Read more... )

[voice]

I AM NOT AMUSED BY THIS. AT ALL. I WANT RUM. I WANT FOOD.

ALSO, I am not newspaper to announce things in, savvy? My face was just lovely before this.

[A smash just because Jakie isn't really tech smart yet]

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED TODAY:

B makes scones.
ADAM makes fantastic scones.
Hatter makes excellent hats.(For he is excellentWill, Miss Swann and Michel want to take Hatters eyes ( Read more... )