Oxymorons of the Club Culture

[cindelius]

I admit it. I've never been to a straight 21+ club. In fact, I've never been to a straight club in general, aside from that one trip down to Tijuana that we'll never speak of again.

My Mother's Opinions on the Issue:CIN: I went dancing again

Comments

[des_butterfly]

It's like a gay club filled with guys who can't dance and less 80s dance tunes.

[cindelius]

So I'm not really missing much, then. *g* Good to know.

[crazy_toffee]

That's a better definition than I could have come up with XD

[cindelius]

Thank you. :op

*hugs your icon*

[kessie]

From the Irish version... you're not missing much.

*has given up on straight!clubbing* At least the music is dance-able in the gay ones and the guys can actually, er, dance... :|

[cindelius]

and the guys can actually, er, dance...
Hahaha! This seems to be the general consensus. I'm sure that straight men everywhere, especially those who have that disgusting "I Own The Floor, Bitch" attitude, would be thrilled to hear this. :oD

*has given up on straight!clubbing*
I'll admit that there's a part of me that wants to go clubbing and have guys dance with me who don't already know me. It'd be flattering on some level. But, then again, I'm sure that I'd run into a lot of disrespectful, arrogant men who would piss me off with their attitudes. I have a hunch that I'm going to like the gay clubs more anyway. The music's good, it's cheap, the eyecandy is nice, and the people there tend to be friendly and relatively respectful toward women. I haven't heard any of these descriptors applied to straight clubs in a positive way. :o*

Maybe the next time that I'm in Ireland (hmm ... January 2008, if nothing else) or you're over here, we should head out for a night on the town. *g*

[des_butterfly]

It's not flattering. It's always the lamest, dorkiest, hairiest, fatest guys who approach you without asking and then try to sex you through your clothes in whatever spastic movements they like to call "dancing".

And you can't get rid of them. Ever. Your friends have to beat them off with pocketbooks.

[cindelius]

It's not flattering. It's always the lamest, dorkiest, hairiest, fatest guys who approach you without asking and then try to sex you through your clothes in whatever spastic movements they like to call "dancing".
... Oh, dear. This would totally be my luck of the draw. And, ugh, ick ick ick.

Your friends have to beat them off with pocketbooks.
Eeps! If I ever make it out to a straight club, I'll have to ask my friends to bring their metal-lined pocketbooks since these guys apparently don't get the message (voiced or strongly implied with looks of disgust), "get away, you creep!" Thanks for letting me know in advance.

Also, side note: Speaking of people who don't get the message, would you like me to stop responding to psycho_gemini so that your inbox stays a bit cleaner? Just say the word, and I'll respectfully stop.

[nostrademons]

Y'know, your LJ posts always remind me of the VSDs...

"Everybody hitting on me. Cannot cope. Off to Mordor gay club."

*hits on j00*

[cindelius]

*hits on j00*

Cannot cope. Woe!

*runz toward the shiny*

[nightbluesprite]

Everybody hitting on me. Cannot cope. Off to Mordor gay club."

*giggles*

[crazy_toffee]

CIN: So. We want a cheap, straight club that plays techno music.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAAA! =_= I've gone clubbing with friends who had the same ideas.