They're everywhere. They're all around you. They're all around me. Conspiracy theorists. You may not think you know what I'm talking about, but trust me; you know what I'm talking about. They're these people who, no matter what happens in life or no matter how inevitable and uncontrollable certain things in this world may be, have completely ( Read more... )

A Little Book of Bad English.

By James Cochrane.

Buy a copy. Seriously.

Foreward

"The story is told in journalistic circles of a crowd of journalists gathered outside the house of a very important man all of them waiting for a very important announcement.  The great man’s butler came to the door, drew breath, and bellowed:  “Would the press ( Read more... )

On this day two years ago a friend of mine passed away. I wasn't privileged enough to have been close to Adam, to know him as well as many others, or to have much memory of his direct impact on me.  I did, however, get to witness the ways in which he affected the people that I know and love for the better, and that's why I call him my friend.  A ( Read more... )

what is it about the music pumped, the sunshine flowing and the wind through a sunroof that makes it like the best feeling ever? I think it rivals sex. No seriously.

Suppose I say, you're my saving grace?

The new Starbucks CD....guess who is on it?!?!?! FLIPPIN ZERO 7!!!!!!!! Kenya believe it?! I almost died. They put like three songs on there! Somersault, Passing By, and In Time. Freaking crazyness!!! Anyways, freak-out over :D

In lots of different ways. For one, recouperating from a rather entertaning evening with my fabulous friends Lili, Soni, and Marcus. The four of us had a great time entertaining ourselves with such things as 99 apples, Skyy Melon, Schmirnoff Twist, etc etc etc. They're our good friends too. Poor livvie got so hung over, but marcus and I managed to ( Read more... )

Guess who is back from his galavant to Arizona?! RYAN!!!!! YAYYYYY! For anyone who doesn't know, ryan is my old buddy from my original Starbucks store. We were pretty good flippin' friends there, always had the best damn time when we worked together. Last summer for 4th of July a whole bunch of us starbuckiens all went campin together for the ( Read more... )

Your Inner European is Italian!


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And a puppy that lays down in the middle of the room to cry.