(  so long, sweet summer. )

The six of us got robbed last night while we were [drunk and] swimming around naked!

It was a total party!

Woo!

SPRING BREAK!!!!1!!11!

-_-So. If you see a couple of kids walking down Milestrip Road ( Read more... )

I won't act like I have some awesome story to go along with this.

I'm just earning my bragging rights. Again.


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Ignore April Fool's. Cause this really happened.

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My mom works in a psych ward.

And was giving a sleeping pill to a patient.
And a black cokehead who just got out of prison for the 8th time in seven years came in. And got mad because she wouldn't give him a sleeping pill, too.

So. He RAN across the room at her.
And swung to punch her ( Read more... )

I would like to dedicate this entry to Justin Fenske in light of his recent car accident.
And to the memory of his cell phone screen.

And, if I know Justin, this should make him feel 100% better about the whole situation.Please let me just tell you about how amazing I really am ( Read more... )

I mean.

I realize I've already made a post about elevators and the things that are or are not socially acceptable in them. But apparently I left something out.

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I left my Safety305 class (  in which )

... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ...
CARL

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First update since June '92.

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Me and the radio at work brawled out in the parking lot today. Over the fact that it refuses to believe that Kelly Clarkson, Fall Out Boy, and Kanye Horrible aren't the only people in existence who've ever recorded a song ( Read more... )

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... and then I’d start hitchhiking my way out west. What I’d do, I figured, I’d go down to the Holland Tunnel and a bum a ride, and then I’d bum another one, and another one, and another one, and in a few days I’d be somewhere out west where it was very pretty and sunny and where nobody’d know me and I’d get a job. I figured I could get a job at a ( Read more... )