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You know why t-rex was so pissed off?

Because his arms weren't long enough for him to masturbate.

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You Belong in the UK
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Ah, lab reports are death. So I'll take a silly quiz instead.

You Should Drive a BMW
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See what I found in an actual newspaper:


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You Scored 30% Correct
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To infinity and beyond.

Hey all you marching band junkies!, are any of you guys gonna be home for Columbus Day (Oct. 7-9 ish) weekend because the home show is on that weekend and we should go see it. Yuh-huh. Lemme know. Thanks.

"Persons who practice wind instruments, are, in general, distinguished--and anybody can verify the statement--by a broad chest and shoulders, an unequivocal sign of vigor. In the travelling bands that pass through our cities, who has not seen women playing the horn, the cornet, the trumpet, and even the trombone and ophicleide, and noticed that ( Read more... )