I love Queen.

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I'm gonna be home this weekend so call me if you wanna do something. Also, you guys going to the pops concert?

I want a turntable.

I'm going to Kentucky bitches! Lol. Mmmhmm. Some people go get drunk and show their tits for spring break, not me - I'm going to Lexington, Kentucky to build houses. Sweetness!

Sadness that I won't get to see a lot of you, but Jesus is from Kentucky. And so is Johnny Depp. So you know, it's kind of awesome.

So far, the most accurate detector of cancer has been dogs. In 2006, researchers found dogs could be trained to smell cancer on the breath of patients with 99 percent accuracy. That is awesome.

"A North Carolina artist intrigued by the public obsession with celebrity has found herself feeding that obsession with a painting of actress Angelina Jolie as the Virgin Mary hovering over a Wal-Mart check-out line."

Wait. What?

That sentence just - wtf? Angelina Jolie, the Virgin Mary, Wal-Mart.

So I got this spam email today - "From: babies" "Subject: produced anytime".

In case you missed it on facebook:

Can you ever eat too many clementines?