Really wanted to update but I can´t with a lot of people standing around me.

Electrical storm! For two hours! With lightening flashing off the rooftops and rain forceful enough to knock someone over!

thi wia iz yi widny wahnt ti aboot trooth lik wanna yoo tay swerr uv fuckin intae pakis huv Nae gonnae dae yis ya sais git bairn hoose pishing shiteing disni stauner heid jobbie yersel ah’m oan toap cowpin ootay oot thit huvin chib

That's just the first two chapters. At the first "intae" we switch from quoting Tom Leonard to quoting Irvine Welsh