you're wrong, assholes. mexican food tastes as good as thin feels.

i like

ATTSA SPICY MEAT-A BOLL!

questo pesce è fritto!

mama mia!

as you may know, i was walking a dog named beau for a man who couldn't get around or function well on his own. Beau's owner is now in a hospital in oakland and is not expected to make it home again ( Read more... )

happy valentine's day, grisha. i love you.

off the horrible topic of the day...


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what kind of bra did the mathematical mermaid wear?

an algae bra.

this morning i picked my nose and then i ate the booger.