Snagged from sapphire_magick because I want to share the love:

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Also this week's annoying habbit is that I can't stop fiddling with my earings - number of lost butterfly backs currently lies at five!

This is LEGEN - wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant because the second half of this word is - DARY!


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I have entered into a meme, its like the game - as soon as you think about it you instantly loose. I lost the game. *shakes head* sorry, yes, point of this. I don't have enough LJ friends to make me filling out the meme mean anything, consiquently I give you this ( Read more... )

8:25 this morning me and Mum were walking to McDonalds (thats not nearly as white trash as that sounds; but where else are you going to find a cup of coffee for £1.19 at that time in the morning?) and we passed a family - who I'm sure I've seen on Shameless (a program I'm yet to be convinced isn't actually a documentary!) - waiting for Burger King ( Read more... )

Okay I was both amused and horrified at this.

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That newspaper bit?! That's mine... well its not mine, its his now... but I mean I've been doing that to all the customers as they come in for their papers... most of them neither like nor want it but I do it anyway ( Read more... )

I want to make a video. I have the song, I have most of the clips (in my head) that I want to use. I just don't know what to do now. Help me please... someone... anyone?!

Look *points* its in bold and big letters just to emphasise!!

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This programe sucks. I'm not going to lie. Its not overly funny - nothing is anymore, comedy is going down hill - EXCEPT for this character. She makes the show worth watching. I think its her accent more than her actually being funny... I mean if 'Ello 'Ello has been spoken in the Queen's English it wouldn't have been funny ( Read more... )

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Tales Of A Bored Shop Assistant - part two
RACHEL: Monica, I’m quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it! ... I’m telling you I’m quitting! That’s it! I’m talking to my boss right now! ... Yes I am! ... Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message.

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