Went to San Antonio this weekend to go out with Cindy. Friday we went to The Cowboy Dance Hall. Yes hippie in a redneck club. There it was established that I really like Cindy and she really likes me. We got completely trashed. It was also established that a "four hoarse men" isn't a drink you want when you're already liquored up. In fact it was ( Read more... )

You Should Be An Aquarius


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Girl comes in this week and I'm kinda excited about it.
Lost a day this weekend. Still have doubts it's about to be Tuesday. It's possible I'm in some alien experiment and they're now testing how humans tell time. Or deal with there time being screwed with. I hate aliens...

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Okay, my life has moved quickly this year. And not even halfway through. Two weddings of good friends or family. Bunch of people moving homes. One heartbreak and a new girl I'm starting to actually really like, yes that quick. Later this year I hope to leave college have a good job and take over the world ( Read more... )

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So, why are people so scared of being the asshole? I mean this in a bad way. Pretty much any girl that's ever broken up with me has just let me guess what the hell was going on till there was no doubt. In my youth this was accomplished by a week or two of calls where the girl wasn't there or was "busy." Now, after years of experience, I get the ( Read more... )

College is one item that makes people cool just for doing it. You're work at McDonalds and live at home with mom say, "i'm doing it so I can pay for college." Suddenly you're okay again. There's very few things that that blanket statement can't make better. "She strips to get through college." "I star in porno's to get through college." I'm betting ( Read more... )

I think women will always leave me confounded. But only the one's I like. This little factoid is why one of my favorite quotes is Robin William's "God gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to operate one at a time." It explains alot. Most of the time I use this to explain why guys act like dogs, normally with the intelligence of a ( Read more... )

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