Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Oct 15, 2007 17:51

The highest form of flattery:

Dear Other Drivers:

Stop doing 67 in the left lane.  It's illegal, and dangerous.  And move the hell over when someone flashes there lights to remind you that what you are doing is illegal and dangerous.  You bastards.

Learn to drive,
Jonas

Dear Morning Show DJ's:

STFU. 
Seriously.  No one wants to hear you talk.  If we were ( Read more... )

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poetsong October 16 2007, 01:05:25 UTC
I have to wonder about the sleep comment. Jonas must have some interesting dreams, or be dating Morpheus or both.

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poetsong October 16 2007, 01:06:02 UTC
and your stupid for not calling me hot 'cause I am.

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cirelo October 17 2007, 21:22:05 UTC
I would love to be dating Morpheus. I would so be gay for Laurence Fishburne.

Okay, probably not.

I do have interesting dreams though.

But usually none involving Morpheus. *Sigh*

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sobriquet788 October 16 2007, 01:13:35 UTC
when you said to Randall "And have lots of really, really nerdy kids" I def thought you were going to say "...have lots of sex and babies" - I've been watching Love Actually far more than could possibly be healthy : D

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ecologygirl October 16 2007, 02:07:23 UTC
I. Hate. You. Both.

Now you and Shosh are just taunting me.

:P

(Shosh's reaction to this post= heeheehee. that was the best live journal post ever. My reaction: grr. :)

Great seeing you though!

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cirelo October 17 2007, 21:18:57 UTC
You will get your just desserts soon enough, I am sure.

Great seeing you too! And you should totally come visit me! You could check out all the sexy miami birds! And, y'know, the Latin men.

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cirelo October 17 2007, 21:22:47 UTC
Heehee! I said Dessert....

Gotta love the inner 12 year old.

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ecologygirl October 17 2007, 22:30:47 UTC
omg. *eye roll*

Hmm...Miami does have sexy birds that I haven't seen.

and sexy Latin men:-)

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msschein October 16 2007, 02:08:40 UTC
That was the best livejournal post ever! Although it seems to have pissed Natalie off a bit. It's her fault for asking for an explanation, if you ask me.

You're a little on the narcissistic side.

Can I email that to Jess?

Zoey definitely deserves some special treatment.

We both totally win. Except you got to post the final score to livejournal before I did. Bastard. You beat me!

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ecologygirl October 16 2007, 02:17:41 UTC
I knew what it was without the explanation, damn you. I'm not completely oblivious.

:P

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poetsong October 16 2007, 03:08:54 UTC
I am. What is it about?

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cirelo October 17 2007, 21:16:43 UTC
Muhahahaha!

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limabeanman October 16 2007, 07:16:21 UTC
Dear Jonas,

Stop letting Mel write in your lj.

Concernedly yours,
Aaron

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mylittlepwny October 16 2007, 14:43:15 UTC
Oh, you wish I were on your friends list more often.
You know you do. You are like, "Melissa>!#W!??Z! Again?! More times than I expected? MElI...Jonas. Fuck."

Only I don't know why you're saying fuck about Jonas, Aaron, this post is perfectly delightful.
And he's got a point about radio DJ's.

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