The highest form of flattery:
Dear Other Drivers:
Stop doing 67 in the left lane. It's illegal, and dangerous. And move the hell over when someone flashes there lights to remind you that what you are doing is illegal and dangerous. You bastards.
Learn to drive,
Jonas
Dear Morning Show DJ's:
STFU.
Seriously. No one wants to hear you talk. If we were
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Okay, probably not.
I do have interesting dreams though.
But usually none involving Morpheus. *Sigh*
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Now you and Shosh are just taunting me.
:P
(Shosh's reaction to this post= heeheehee. that was the best live journal post ever. My reaction: grr. :)
Great seeing you though!
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Great seeing you too! And you should totally come visit me! You could check out all the sexy miami birds! And, y'know, the Latin men.
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Gotta love the inner 12 year old.
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Hmm...Miami does have sexy birds that I haven't seen.
and sexy Latin men:-)
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You're a little on the narcissistic side.
Can I email that to Jess?
Zoey definitely deserves some special treatment.
We both totally win. Except you got to post the final score to livejournal before I did. Bastard. You beat me!
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:P
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Stop letting Mel write in your lj.
Concernedly yours,
Aaron
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You know you do. You are like, "Melissa>!#W!??Z! Again?! More times than I expected? MElI...Jonas. Fuck."
Only I don't know why you're saying fuck about Jonas, Aaron, this post is perfectly delightful.
And he's got a point about radio DJ's.
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