I woke up today at 8:30 because I planned to catch the 9:25 bus. I woke up and went to the loo. I got back into my room and thought I’ll just lie down in my bed and plan what to wear. Next thing I know is I open my eyes look at the clock and its 9:03. in four weddings and a funeral style I got ready super quick saying fuck at everything that went ( Read more... )

Not really much has happened since I last updated but I’m bored so I thought I would write some stuff.

On Friday I was talking with Kayleigh in Comms about bodies and how we both think Christina Slaguilera has the best body and love her. She then said that if she put her boobs on my body then it would be the ideal figure.

Here is my mini homage ( Read more... )

I have just come back from another performance and am in the words of Lizi ‘shagged’. Tonight not much happened wrong wise. I had a wedgie that was so far up my bum. The audience kept on farting and the smell was killing me at points. After I was getting changed and realised Mr Clements was looking directly at me taking my clothes off which was ( Read more... )

Once again I had to be driven in early on a Tuesday and didn’t get much done in the early session. Inman did walk in so I took the opportunity to ask about the colour printing. Only I didn’t phrase the question too well, I said “Mr Inman when and how much?” I realise now that makes me sound like a rent boy.

First lesson was a free where me and ( Read more... )

Can’t really be bothered to write up the actual day so I will skip right to the performance. After having a fat go at my parents because they were winding me up I went to Sel’s house to go to drama. While in her house I went to the toilet for the 3rd time since I got ready which was like 10 minutes earlier. She was wonder where her mum was so rang ( Read more... )

I got up today and sent a message to Sel asking what time we needed to be in. the skank that she is, she didn’t reply. I got ready and went in to tell my sister that I was ready to go and she turned round looking like shit and said “Shit do I have time to get ready” after giving her a minute to put foundation on I made her get in the car. I looked ( Read more... )

Well I have finally handed in my Futures report and can now update what has been well funny. I went straight to the library first to begin my shitty futures essay. Nothing really fun happened then. Geography had one amusing bit when Pimms walked in and told Inman she wanted to quit ( Read more... )

Well I am currently waiting for my futures report to download from the internet so while I wait 7 years I will write up some stuff ( Read more... )

As it has been in my head for ages here is the cheer from the beginning of Bring it on.

I'm sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to boot.
I'm bitchin' great hair
the boys all love to stare
I’m wanted, I’m hot, I’m everything you're not.
I’m pretty, I’m cool, I dominate this school.
Who am I, just guess.
Guys wanna touch my chest.
I’m rockin' I smile, and ( Read more... )

Well another short entry here just to tell everyone about my shitty shift at the shop. I’m not going to talk about Sean because he is a see you next Tuesday. But I was called in an hour early to be trained on the new things. This took about 7 minutes and then I had to work the rest of the hour while Sean the lazy skinny piece of piss that he is ( Read more... )