Fandom - Drabbles Request

[cissa_is_divine]

Seeing as my darling son has decided to barricade himself and his sister in his room at the moment... and with Reggie insisting he doesn't want an extravagant party planned - which is rubbish and we should have a party regardless even if I have to have it HERE and well... get him here somehow... I suppose I should have filtered this so he couldn't

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[cissa_is_divine]

The drabble in which my dear Lucikins is dead! :'(

The petite, very fit, and incredibly beautiful woman sat with silent tears streaming down her elegant face. Even the skies seemed to match the dull, depressing mood. She felt lost, scared, and a whole bunch of equally awful emotions - but she had to hold it together. She, after all, was raised to remain lady like in all circumstances, including the burial of her gorgeous and perfect husband whom she loved and adored immensely.

From the corner of her eye she spotted her git of a cousin celebrating this tragic event. Pulling out her wand discreetly, she sent a silent hair loss hex at him. She smirked, picturing his reaction the next time he took a shower and lost all his gorgeous (but far less shiny and soft than her own) hair.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You're not beautiful.

[cissa_is_divine]

I am a Black, of course I'm beautiful.

[sexy_and_skorty]

No.

[cissa_is_divine]

Rubbish. Just because you don't fancy women, doesn't mean I am not, in fact, beautiful. All Blacks are, it is in our genes. We can't help it.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Lust was beautiful.

[slobberymongrel]

MINE HAS MORE BODY AND YOU KNOW IT!!

[cissa_is_divine]

BUT MINE is still shinier and softer! Don't be jealous.

[slobberymongrel]

Im NOT jealous because MY hair is clearly better.

Make Regulus decide.

[cissa_is_divine]

He hasn't even been back a full week and you already want to make him choose between us. You're such a prat.

He'd choose me and my clearly superior hair, though.

[slobberymongrel]

Ahahahaha. Its Hogwarts all over again. You're just worried he wont pick you.

My hair is his hair only longer and more Handsomely Disheveled. To choose yours would be to insult himself.

[cissa_is_divine]

Why wouldn't he? He picked me before, no? Or did someone have to block out such painful memories?

I'd pick HIS hair over yours, anyday.

[slobberymongrel]

HAHA. You rather mean a manky old head accessory chose you for him. Once he became a snake like you lot I didnt even notice him anymore, ergo, nothing much to block out. Reg thinks we all need counseling. I called him a Weasley. He's probably still pouting.

Reg's hair is outdated!! Once I get him drunk enough this Satruday Im getting rid of that ridiculous victorian age sweep-back he's doing!! Honestly, its EMBARASSING.

[cissa_is_divine]

Again, you're a prat. A Weasley, darling? That's a bit below the belt, no?

I still think that you're simply jealous that the Hat sorted YOU incorrectly. Tis a shame really.

Embarassing to the one who never gets embarassed, hm? Just because your brother is back doesn't mean you need to try to turn him into a clone of you.

[slobberymongrel]

It was beautiful. I went on about their sweater-giving and hugging tendencies. He's probably going to slap me when he comes over for tea. Im going to try and hex freckles onto him.

Its not ME that was sorted wrong, it was the rest of you dozy arseholes. Gryffindor is clearly the best house ever.

Pardon, embarassing for him. And no amount of diligent work could ever turn Reg into a clone of myself, the poor sod. Im sure he's quite torn up about it, dont make it worse now. YOU DIDNT DISAGREE THAT HE NEEDS A NEW HAIRCUT.

[cissa_is_divine]

Oh you are horrible! You know Reggie would look dreadful with freckles littering his handsome face!

Still in denial, after all those years?

..... BUT I DIDN'T AGREE EITHER!