Fandom - Drabbles Request

[cissa_is_divine]

Seeing as my darling son has decided to barricade himself and his sister in his room at the moment... and with Reggie insisting he doesn't want an extravagant party planned - which is rubbish and we should have a party regardless even if I have to have it HERE and well... get him here somehow... I suppose I should have filtered this so he couldn't

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[sexy_and_skorty]

Stick to the fandom you're in, hm.

Write about Lucius getting killed.

[cissa_is_divine]

:'( What a horrid and depressing prompt.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You could do Draco instead.

[cissa_is_divine]

alsfjlasjflajsdf.

Why do you insist on me writing about the death of my loved ones?

[slobberymongrel]

I'll get him there.

That is, if Im invited.

[cissa_is_divine]

If you stop terrorizing my son than perhaps you'll be invited.

[slobberymongrel]

But Cissa. He just makes it so very easy. And we're family. Im supposed to terrorize him.

[cissa_is_divine]

Pfft. He's plenty nutters on his own right now, he doesn't need you making it worse. Terrorize him when he's better.

[slobberymongrel]

Ah, and I'll request a drooble or what have you. In honor of the daft little scab's triumphant return, he and I. Prompt, oh. Warmer climates.

[cissa_is_divine]

Here, occupy yourself with this while I work on that.

[cissa_is_divine]

Bwhahahah. I hope you enjoy this one my dear, dear cousin.

The brothers were quite easily the handsomest blokes on the semi-deserted tropical island. The younger, though, being the better looking of the two; neither were lacking in the looks department. (Not that the author fancies either of them in that way. She doesn’t believe in the whole incestual family habits. No sir. She is simply stating a fact.)

It was no surprise that they had a flock of birds following them wherever they went. It was also no surprise that the elder of the two, both jealous of and attracted to his younger brother, was filled with inappropriate thoughts as they strutted about on the beach. (Which, the author thinks is absolutely disgusting and not hot in anyway shape or form. Again, she’s simply stating a fact. A fact that the elder of the brothers does, in fact, like the idea of being incestuous like the rest of the family tree. The sicko.)

[slobberymongrel]

For you information Reg and I are witholding all metaphorical incestuous sex from eachother. He'll be the first to cave though. He always is.

[tapestryblaster]

WHAT IS THIS DRABBLE BUSINESS, NARCISSA, DEAR?

AND, OH MY BOY IS BACK!! ISN'T IT WONDERFUL??

[cissa_is_divine]

It's a fandom thingee, Auntie, since apparently thats what people use this here interweb for! You get to write what you want to happen between characters and it's kind of empowering!!

lajsflasjfljasfdljas IT IS!!! I can't stop singing, I'm so happy! Just ask my darling Draco!

[tapestryblaster]

THAT'S CALLED A STORY, DEAR, NOT A DRAWHATSIT. AND WHAT, PRAY TELL, IS FANDOM?!

OH, DO STOP SPEAKING GOBBLEDYGOOK, NARCISSA. IT IS MOST UNBECOMING! I DARESAY HIS RETURN CALLS FOR A SOIREE OF SORTS, DON'T YOU AGREE, DEAR??

[cissa_is_divine]

But on the interwebs they're called drabbles because they are short fics... and a fandom is like.. uhm.. people that belong to one particular story or series or what not... And uh, it's hard to explain because its all made by these silly muggles and you know they never make sense!

Sorry, Auntie Walburga! I'm just so excited!!! I've missed my dear Reggie very much!

[mme_lestrange]

It's been a while, Cissa. Hello, sister dearest!

[cissa_is_divine]

Bella, darling, how have you been?

[mme_lestrange]

Excluding the fifteen excruciating years in Azkaban, not too shabby! You? Lucius - useless lug - treating you well? And my nephew, Draco, he's a child with his priorities in order...

[cissa_is_divine]

He's currently off on business somehwere, darling. Though I have no complaints, really. You do have a new neice, a precous and beautiful baby girl. Draco is simply taken by her (and has a hard time letting go of her most of the time). We have much to catch up upon.