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years ago, when i was going to school in philly, alex and i took a night class together. it was once a week and we'd inevitably end up at mcglinchey's after class. we were poor students and do you know any broke students that would say no to 2 dollar drafts ( Read more... ) -
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be careful what you wish for
this morning, 1010 AM told me to stay home if i hadn't left for work yet because the subways were a mess. apparently, there was a crazy, apocolyptic storm last night that flooded all the subways, rendering them all useless. still, i had to get to work so i ignored the warnings and went in anyway. i got to port authority(which is on 42nd street ( Read more... ) -
new york is becoming boring and my boyfriend looks like a thug
councilwoman darlene mealy of brooklyn is trying to pass a measure that bans the word "bitch" because it's a "hateful and deeply sexist" word and it "creates a paradigm of shame and indignity." what the fuck, grow a pair and stop acting like a little BITCH. i'm so disgusted by this pathetic darlene mealy woman. what a pussy, pointless way to do ( Read more... ) -
i love shoes and books
every time i buy a pair of shoes, i wear them to death. then i get them fixed at least four times because it's hard for me to find shoes i like. it's about time for me to let go of my fabulous black, pointy flats i bought for 75% off at bloomingdale's; they're about four years old. all i can find are ballet flats with the rounded toes, which is ( Read more... ) -
why do the people with bad breath insist on breathing through their mouths?
one of them sat next to me on the bus this morning. before she even sat down, i could smell her stank breath. oh lord, it smelled like twenty cats crawled into her mouth and died. i tried protect myself from the stench by taking shallow breaths. then i got annoyed because this bitch didn't have the decency to brush her teeth before she left the ( Read more... ) -
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sunday afternoon, sean invited jane and me to the pool at his place. i am white as a ghost and tried to get a tan, but nothing happened. absolutely nothing. the last time i got a deep tan was 1988. that was when i didn't care about skin cancer so i used freaking baby oil. anyway, i think i'm just going to have to accept my ghostly pale body. ( Read more... )
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