yesterday, walking to work, i saw a hobo sleeping under a transformers AND a starwars blanket. like the kind you put on kids' beds.

i spent half of my childhood and a disturbing percentage of my adolescence sleeping in a goddamn smurfs sleeping bag, and this guy gets optimus prime?!?!

one of our receptionists called in sick today, so I got stuck covering for her from 8-10 ( Read more... )

I was out of pocket when i heard the news monday... so I'll post it now ( Read more... )

Man... last night someone smashed the window out of the fish n chips / pizza by the slice place that recently opened across the street. I imagine some vagrant being kicked out trying to buy a slice of pizza and a coke with 47 cents in nickles and pennies, and returning later, brick in hand, to reap his vengeance ( Read more... )

I just saw an amusing ad plastered on the side of the old guitar center around the corner that said "NEWS, SPORTS & PORN MENSTYLE.COM ( Read more... )

Recent weeks have seen me bombarded with random e-invitations to plug into all these newfangled friends e-network type things. Mobile Friends Network. MySpace.com ( Read more... )

Man, I effed up this weekend ( Read more... )

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A few minutes ago the new lady came up to me and offered me some dates. She took me a bit by surprize, so I took a peek into the bag of greazy little turds she was holding open, and said no thanks ( Read more... )

Welp... we bought a new bed. Sealy or Serta or something namebrandy. Pillow top. Not cheap, but far far far from high end or even middle of the road ( Read more... )