Viridian City Homicide Division

DATE: May 8, 2113
TIME: 1:37 A.M.
REPORTING OFFICER: Detective Eric Powell
CLASSIFICATION: Homicide, Pokemon related

Captain, I know you've told me a thousand times not to sermonize in these things, but I can't help it. I can't help but muse on the nature of humanity when I'm confronted with shit like what we found ( Read more... )

I think my favorite story (And the one that gets the most lulz when I tell it) is when I was in the latrine in our barracks taking a shit, and some other fuckwits were in there acting stupid ( Read more... )

the race went alright. I hurt my left foot during the last mile of the run and went to a foot specialist yesterday when I got back here to VB -- turns out I snapped my 2nd metatarsal on my left foot. The Doc speculates that I had a stress fracture in the bone prior to the race, or a small fracture that could have happened when I wrecked at the crit ( Read more... )

oh I broke my foot lol. more later I guess

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I did a Crossfit session last Thursday night at Beach CF ( Read more... )

alright, had my "hearing" a week ago, got my letter today with my sanctions. turned out I was cited for wording too closely to often to the author's work and using footnotes, but not using quotes, which technically is plagiarism according to my school's honor code. my professor had the option of conferencing with me first and taking care of this ( Read more... )

Night before: parents let me crash in their hotel room in Easton, with cool AC. This was a very nice amenity. Thanks DK!

Pre-race: plenty of parking not too far from transition. Dew had collected all over my bike and, I assume, gotten into my bike computer, rendering it highly inaccurate (it was reading anywhere from 5-12 mph for most of the ( Read more... )

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craaazycarla (6:10:28 PM): oh btw. i saw a tricked out toyota camry wagon today and though of you
craaazycarla (6:10:31 PM): it was really funny
random speedo (6:10:38 PM): that's right
random speedo (6:10:43 PM): u know how I rolled
craaazycarla (6:11:18 PM): it was on spinners with tinted windows and a custom black and green paint job
random speedo (6 ( Read more... )