Poker night with the lads was amaaaaaaazing last night ( Read more... )

So last night began with an almost fatal accident.

I was walking past the front of Rachel's car, which was parked infront of a wall. It was a bit of a tight squeeze walking past. Suddenly, the car flew forward. My legs where crushed into the wall and I was pinned there screaming my heart out. Daft cow ran me over.I still managed to go out and ( Read more... )

hey babies! lol lovin the crack these days ( Read more... )

I have also forgotten to write about when I was having an argument with a radged lad and then his mate beat up poor Mike Archbold and I spent half of the night out in a police station.

I can't be arsed tho.

Shalom x

p.s. If you have a shit in your back garden, but shit into a plastic bag. Which bin do you put it in, brown or green?

Why do people continue to get on my goat knowing fine well they are doing it.

No more talking, next time I will just bang you the fuck out mate.

Tonight we are talking about the connection between love and the senses. Your lover kisses you and you feel a tremour in the back of your knees. The synapses fire sending orders, "move your legs, move your arms, she's the one for you." She's the girl of your dreams, she's your one and only. You know because the smell of her makes your head swim ( Read more... )

Offit when Jenny has chicken legs, chips, a scotch egg, beetroot and salad cream for tea.

Firstly, I am fumed to the extreme about the footy result ( Read more... )

Hellooooooo ( Read more... )

Well well well ( Read more... )