All in all this weekend was CLASS in it's own little way.

I'm lovin the fact that the walkie talkie craze is about to sweep the nation.

Shout out to mine, Jimmy n Rick's new mate Laura, 15 years old from Brierton School if your reading this HELLOOOOOI actually liked going to Silks to watch the match this time ! I think we got a good position and ( Read more... )

i'm not lying right this is the honest truth on the matter ( Read more... )

fucking Kirby.

What is the crack there then?

If i'm over it and moved on

If Sue's over it and moved on

Why the fuck is Kirby still causing trouble, STILLFucking knob, she's had her verbal warning. The next time I swear she's gonna get whats been comming to her for the last 3 years ( Read more... )

bored as a koot

p.s. me and Jimmy are getting jobs in the schooner! ! !

Don't Want To Be A Telephonist All My Life,

I'm Gonna Pack My Bags And Leave This Town, Grab A Flight

Fly Away On First Choice Ariways

Fly Me High

Ibiza Sky

Whoah! We're Going To Ibiza
Whoah! Back To The Island
Whoah! We're Going To Ibiza
Whoah! We're Gonna Have A Party
Whoah! In The Mediterranean Sea

Shalom x

A - Available? yessss
A - Age: 19
A - Annoyances: just general vileness

B - Best Friends? Claire, Jim, Hol, Bec, Donna and all the rest of the Ibiza crew
B - Bar: Jax baby
B - Birthday? 29/12/86

C - Crush: inapropriate but yes
C - Car: Currently searching for a new car, in the meantime driving a Ford Fiesta Zetec
C - Cat: we feed 1 but we dont own 1

D - ( Read more... )

I admit that i do fancy the most inaprorpiate people ever...

e.g.
people of the wrong gender,
people of the wong age,
people of the wrong sexuality,
people who are already seeing someone,
teachers,
colleagues,
distant family members,
people my mates are seeing,
ginger people,
my mams mates, 
people who my best mates hate...

The list goes on.

In my defence, I ( Read more... )

Today as me, Jim and Rick walked back to the car from Yates, someone FARTED

It was the most pathetic fart noise I have ever heard. If I had to give you an onomatopoeia for how it sounded, it was like... PfftPfftPfftPfft

I bet the question on everyones lips right now is Who the hell was it that produced that vile fart????

Well I would really love to ( Read more... )

I feel volatile

Just had a word with my Dad about buying me a car and it really pisses me off that he won't just buy me one now. He said if I want him to buy me one I have to wait till October.

Fucking fuming

YAK YAK YAK

Well, today me and Jimmy enbarked on our first day of training at our new job.

The first 3 hours was, to say the least, absolutely VOLATILE. For those 3 hours, I was dead inside. Jimmy fell asleep infront of Sandra, our vile trainer. I kept nearly falling backwards off my broken chair whilst Jimmy drank 18 pints of water. We kept ( Read more... )