i stayed up till 3:30 last night watching the x effect on mtv. i woke up at 2 and had popcorn, watermelon and birthday cake ice cream for lunch. i am not looking forward to going back to school.

this is probably a preemptive update. this is night 1 of project 'they took out my wisdom teeth, and now i bleed everywhere all the time, and all i can eat is scrambled eggs' (project ttomwtanibeattaaiceise, if you will). after a week of puffy cheeks, stranded in castle smith, i'm going to wish i had updated in a time my death was drawing nearer ( Read more... )

calender-wise, today is supposed to be the luckiest day of the year but i'm in a terrible mood. my summer has been great since the last time i made an entry. i unexpectedly went to charleston for a week and had an expectedly good time. chip and dong are going to USC, which is going to be amazing or disapointing, i won't have decided which until ( Read more... )

summer is here and it brought heat and alcohol. i don't think it really hit me until a few days ago how amazing it is to be completely free for a few months. last night included apple to apple puns, a real, movie inspired cake-in-the-face fight and really sad, temporarey goodbyes. jamie bugner is just what i need right now. kaleigh stevens called ( Read more... )

update on life: today's cinco de mayo, and i'm currently sobering up. it's only 10:28, saturday night, but i'm content with my day and weekend so far. i had driver's training class today from 7:30 to 3:30, and i didn't learn much more than: AAA makes some shitty driving videos. i'm taking 3 more 2 hour driving sessions next week, and i can be ( Read more... )

it's a cold day in hell when my volume falls low. yet i'm left speechless and hell receives snow. a man's home is his castle and i'm digging a moat. satan rummages through his closet for a warm, winter coat. my tongue lies still, mighty grin begins to droop. teeth chatter without a pause as he heats a can of soup.

my spring break wasn't worth complaining about. the easter bunny left a note that said "you are no longer in debt", and sweet tarts. i'm beginning to get sick again, which, at closer inspection, is the topic of quite a few livejournal entries. i am completely blown away by the concept of archeoacoustics, and i want to read all that i can about it. ( Read more... )

i just performed surgery on my own foot and it hurts like hell. evan, courtney and i just got back from her birthday dinner. turns out that the 8 scary movies too graphic for theatres are only not in theatres because of how stupid they are (unless you're into movies where people punch holes in other people's chests?). ben and joey stayed at my ( Read more... )

some black lady at lunch today made eye contact with me and said "smile", and i was, once again, reminded how incredibly 'what the fuck' my life is. yesterday i hung out with evan guess (and courtney) for like 6 hours and he wasn't annoying at all. i felt like i was living in a seinfeld episode all day. i'm stuck at home right now, but everything ( Read more... )

i think yesterday was a good example of how my life r00lz and sux at the same time. i just pray that the "it could be worse" factor follows me around for the rest of my life.

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