A mosquito tried to attack me today. Sorry little man... it's just not going to work. You see... I am trained in the martial arts ( Read more... )

I had a most excellent time tonight. Red Lobster was lots of fun. Dave was a wonderful waiter. If I ever go there again I just might ask for him. I'm very sorry that Sam, Steph, and Steven could not be there, but you were all with us in spirit... and drawn on a napkin along with Lindsay Lohan ( Read more... )

Last night was fun. I'm glad I have the friends I do. I wouldn't trade them for the world ( Read more... )

Whitney informs me that now both Ashlyn and Alison have live journals. I am slowly becoming the odd man out. So here it is friends. Breathe it in because this is your entrance into the twisted mind of Sammy ( Read more... )