sometimes i just want to wear a snorkle parka indoors all day
like a blanket

we broke up 11 days ago and i was extremely traumatized at first, but now im really missing her of course ( Read more... )

putting a towel in the dryer before taking a shower
new jeans
birdies
sun
me

imagine if i did a list of things i hated

language evolving
adopted by our lifetime
the strong will survive


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man you know when you're watching the nature channel and an oboe starts playing there's a real good chance you're about to see a manatee unlessssss its a really big fat seal swimming through the water and you're all 'aww' and then you see a penguin and you're like 'awwwwww!' and then you think 'wait, what do seals eat? noooooooo ( Read more... )

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someone should invent a program for operating systems that tracks error messages. it would be like Clippy (that annoying MS Office paperclip) in concept. what it would do is run as a service or daemon in the background, and track error messages (via the event log or syslog or whatever concept the OS has). Then when an error occurs, it pops up ( Read more... )

whales will never invent scuba divers
turkeys will never build a helicopter

i should probably be thankful that my job is so simple most of the time ( Read more... )

people that
ban you on soulseek
ask for help before trying to do it themselves
cant escape from their own perspective
avoid criticism via deflection


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