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[cjfarrell]

Me fingers smell like lemon juice. How the fuck did that happen?

Comments

[carla_gallo]

perhaps you've been cutting limes to go with your tequilla. Or maybe that's just me

[cjfarrell]

I fucking hate tequila. That stuff'll have me guts all over the fucking floor faster than - well, faster than most things would.

Perhaps I just couldn't find a lime for me Corona.

[carla_gallo]

never was much of a Corona fan. Tequilla's my thing. And i can keep it down pretty decently as well.

[cjfarrell]

Your guts must be made of fucking Teflon.

Me, I'll stick to me beer - I can fucking knock back many of those and still have me stomach speaking to me when I wake up.

[loveme_hewitt]

Did you rape another lemon?

[cjfarrell]

The lemon wanted it just as fucking badly as I did.

[loveme_hewitt]

That's what they all say...

[rob_dickinson]

You got a bit nasty with a lemon thinking it was about the right shape and size.

[cjfarrell]

Aye. Well, it is. As for the feel, well... I'll just fucking leave that one alone.

[pressly_jaime]

You did something with a lemon?

[cjfarrell]

Something.

[hayeksalma]

What did you do with the lemon I gave you for Christmas? You made lemon juice out of it?!

[cjfarrell]

That was so fucking long ago, Christmas... oh, you mean...

When life hands you fucking lemons, Salma, you make fucking lemonade. :-*

(It was delicious.)

[hayeksalma]

*laughs* You make lemonade, not fucking lemon juice, querido.

(I'll hope so)