Jack Daniels is me best mate tonight ( Read more... )

Me fingers smell like lemon juice. How the fuck did that happen?

Aye, yeah, what you've heard is correct - I did fucking take me trousers off to use the loo at Chateau Marmont at Cannes. Okay? Fucking happy? Sometime's a bloke's got to have some room to bloody well maneuver, right? I just needed me fucking space ( Read more... )

So, I finally decided to get one of these fucking things, to see what all the fucking fuss was about ( Read more... )