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[cjharkness]

Location: His office, Opharan Hub
For: Torchwood team

*has applied mistletoe to every doorway, and tinsel and Christmas lights to every available surface* *has set up a rather large Christmas tree in the middle of the Hub* *has mistletoe over his desk*

To: Torchwood E-mail Group
From: Harkness, J.
Subj: Update to current policies

Comments

[welsh_gwen]

*giggles!*

To: Harkness, J
From: Cooper, G
Subj: Re: Update to current policies

Concerning this protocol, are they banned or compulsory? Because I can see mistletoe becoming a constant accessory.

G

[cjharkness]

*replies*

Compulsory! I expect kisses of varying degrees in the name of the season. Make a note of it, Cooper!

;)
-J.

[welsh_gwen]

*replies*

Noted and made a back up. Better get ready for it then.

Also...What the hell are you wearing, I can see the reflection from my desk.

G

[cjharkness]

*replies* I'm dressed for the season.

You should be too.
http://www.akrondesign.com/cgi-bin/foundation/1-25543.html

[sexyteaboy]

*has had his memory restored* *probably was kept up aaaaaaaaaall night by someone who will remain nameless Jack* *walks into the Hub and sees the decorations and rolls his eyes* Okay, who's the clown with absolutely no taste in Christmas decorations?

[cjharkness]

*pops out of his office looking festive in his twinkly antlers* Whadya mean, no taste?

[sexyteaboy]

My future husband. I should've known. *mock-exasperation* I think I'll Irish up my coffee this morning in order to make it through the day.

[cjharkness]

Pff. You're lucky to have me. You people don't know how to celebrate Christmas properly. *grins* Do you know how to ice skate?

[missy_geeky]

*is amused at first but now is just annoyed*

To: Harkness, J
From: Sato, T
Subject: Re: Update to current policies

Try to kiss me one more time and I'll knee you or have Owen do it. And the tree gets in the way of everything!

[cjharkness]

*replies* You're no fun. Besides, Owen would love to kiss me.

Oh come on, what's a couple more days. It's a Christmas tree, we're celebrating. Besides, technically you have the next week or so off unless something triggers the end of the world, if the tree is such a problem, go home to your treeless flat and celebrate with Owen. ;)

-J.

[missy_geeky]

*replies* No comment.

I plan to That sounds good to me, actually. No, you're not coming over. :P

[cjharkness]

*replies* By the way, I have your present. Come on up, I promise I won't sexually harass you (any more than usual).

[doc_harper]

*totally loves all the decoration...seeeecretly*

To: Harkness, J
From: Harper, O
Subject: Re: Update to current policies

You do know mistletoe is a stinky, poisonous weed, right?

[cjharkness]

*replies* And parasitic. But it's tradition, Dr Harper. I have no other recourse to get your sexy and so well disguised lips near my own. Speaking of, don't you owe me a progress report? There's mistletoe over my desk. ;)

-J.

[doc_harper]

*walks up to his office with the report and drops in on his desk*

I have no obligation to take part in hackneyed traditions.

[cjharkness]

*looks up at him and makes smoochy noises* Come ooon, you know you want to. Aren't you curious what all the fuss is about? *grins*