today I was getting my picture taken for my permit (OMG!!!) and the jerk who was working the camera made me take off my sunglasses for like NO reason, exposing the recesses of my soul to the groping eye of the camera. i hissed and spat as they snapped the shutter and then i felt drained, so i went home and ate a dozen jelly doughnuts to regain my ( Read more... )

all myfriend s are trying to kill me, once i caught one trying to put cyanide in my drawers so i stabbed them with a pencil. then i found out it was only a mothball.

OMG OS I WAS LIKE COMMUNING WIHT THIS SHAD EHTAT HAD TAKEN LIKE THE FORM OF A SQUIRRELL AND THEN IT JUMPED OUT FO THE TREE AND RAN AWY. THEN I I SMOKED MY LAST CLOVE BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THAT I JUST LIKE ATE IT WHEN I WAS DONE BUT IT DIDNT REALLY TASTE LIKE BLOOD LIKE I THOUGHT. SO OTDAY I WENT TO THE AVE AGAIN BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE EVERYONE WHO IS ( Read more... )

OMG MY BROTHER FINALLY CROSSED THE LINE. SO I WAS LIKE SMOKING RASBERRY CLOVES IN MY ROOM AND SMELLIGN MARKERS AND THEN HE LIKE TOLD ME TO COME TO DINNER, AND I WAS LIKE, NO I PUT A JIHAD ON OUR FAMILY. SO I SPAT A HEX ON HIS STILL WARMED GRAVE, AND ENVISIONED DRINKING HIS BLOOD, BUT FIRST I NEED MY FANGS BACK. I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE SAMURI ( Read more... )

cloves make me feel so unique because they have such a smooth tasty smoke that flows through my lungs. sometimes i cough though but that is conformist. i was walking in the hall in my high school today and there was a girl who had opened her locker, and i threw a cockroach that i found in my room into her locker and she screamed. then i ran into ( Read more... )

i feel so somber. i even now doubt ghozer. so, today i was down on the ave, and this like really origional and totally unique guy (omg he even had a rat over his shoulder) was like, man ghozer is so last year. now everyone knows Zhul is totally coming. Becasue, liek, he is supposedly the keymaster, while ghozer is just the gatekeeper. lol . ( Read more... )

sometimes i just get tired with people. like yesterday. when i was standing in line to buy a really good cd by linlin park and there were people in front of me. the line took so long. and then i overdrew on my debit card. omg i cant believe my parents cutt off my allowance because they heard i was smoking. that was like, so intolerant. just ( Read more... )

my world is surrounded by bleakness
all about me shades spin
topsy turvy
they beckon me to the gate of sorrow
encouraging my sinister purpose
i am torn apart
by my hatred
for my brother
why cant i just have my peace
ghozer becons
in a nightrobe of fangs
sewn by vampiric auras
shia hulud
im only happy when im not alive
grey undead

ALL DEMONSPAWN I BEAR THE NEWS OF GHOZER THE TRAVLOR. HE CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND SAID THE DAY OF RECKONONIGN IS COMING. THAT IS WHY THE VOLACNAO IS GOING TO BLOW UP AND RELEASE THE DEMONS OF HELL INTO THE EARTH. SHADES WILL WALK IN THE DAY AND DEMONS WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND. ALL THAT IS NEEDED FOR THE JIHAD IS FOR MY KELPTO BROTHER TO ( Read more... )

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