I hereby claim Ioan Gruffudd's schlong, for myself, and for Archie Kennedy and Lt. Bush, sailors of the Hotspur. /extreme nerdiness

Erm, the category would be actor. :D

Im new here, and I would like to claim Bodie's (from The Professionals) shlong, please :-)

I would like to claim Neil Patrick Harris's shlong. And ( will proudly shout and scream parade the slogan of 'Claim a Shlong - Get Some!!, just for you) I would like to claim Goku from DBZ as Well.

I would like to claim Andy Warhol's shlong.


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I so claim Jason Mraz's shlong. He's the best singer in the world and OMG he's so fuckin' hot...I wish he was gay cuz I would ride him all day long.


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I HERE BY CLAIM... Paul Bettany's Blonde British Schlong.

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Hey,uh, I deleted my other journal, deppalicous
Can you please switch my claim?
Thanks! =)

<3

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I'd like to exchange Billy Martin (Good Charlotte) for Matt Good from From First To Last


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The schlong of Brazilian actor and sex god Rodrigo Santoro is hereby requested by alleraucine.


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HI! I’m Claire and I just joined (obviously). I found out about this community because my friend Jess is a member, (HI Jess!) and I thought it would be fun to join.

If it were possible I would like to claim the shlong of Fredrik Ljungberg. He is a Swedish soccer player who is alos an underwear model for Calvin Kline. :D


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