Hello I would like to claim The Goblin King Jareth's Shlong from the movie "The Labyrinth". Don't have time to post a pic but if you ever seen the movie, you KNOW what I'm talking about. For those who haven't there's some pics here: click it

Thanks!

i hear-by claim Liam Neeson's shlong!

New here, and I claim Sir Ian McKellen's shlong.

Sure...he may be openly gay, but does that really matter?


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I would be eternally in a state of pure bliss if given the opportunity to claim the manhood of writer William Shakespeare...


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Having advertised claim_a_shlong in prettyboyicons and shagthebritish already, I would like to claim my second shlong, that of actor Peter Sarsgaard:

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I would like to claim Hara Toshimasa, AKA Toshiya from the band Dir en Grey.

However, lacking that, please grant me the penultimate gift of his schlong. I would be ever so grateful.

Thank you.

Hi! I want to claim a shlong! Jeese Lacey, the lead singer of Brand New! I was really surprised when i saw no one had claimed him! Here he is!


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My husband and my NY Yankees would kill me...but I TOTALLY claim Johnny Damon's shlong (from the Boston Red Sox). *beaming proudly from ear to ear*

I wish to claim Chris Cornell's (lead singer, former Soundgarden now Audioslave) powerful schlong.


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