I think I have it. Every now and then, specifically in the winter, I start feeling really down and wondering what the point of my life is. I get up, I go to work or school. I don't care deeply about anything or anyone. I feel isolated. This winter, I could feel it coming. At the end of November the discontent, which had been lurking in the shadows ( Read more... )

I love the world right now. New Years Resolution: drinbk and smokie mor4e live life Like Im gonna fuckni die tommoreow. Happy new yewrds.

So I'm downtown yesterday. You know, buying yarn, checking out the washboards at ACE, living life and I get this call from my dad. He's all "Takken's Shoes called, they want you to call them back." So I call them up when I'm outside ACE and Sharalin (My mgr.) is all "Hiiiii how's the job search going?" And I'm thinking to myself -oh damn, she gave ( Read more... )

Man, fuck this summer. So in the past five days, hella shit has gone down. First off, my dad's truck died so we're down to 2 cars at my house which equals Claire has to wake up at fuckin 7 in the morning to drive her moms to work 45 minutes away. That hella sucks first of all then my fuckin homophobic bigot-ass dad finds the perfect truck online ( Read more... )

Yes, my job is pretty amazing. I get to stand on my feet for hours and put shoes on gnarly old lady feet and climb up and down ladders looking for a pair of converse that some kid wants to try on but not buy, never buy. People who shop at the mall are cheap as hell. I mean, yeah, if something is mistagged in your favor okay I'll give you the ( Read more... )

I just finished reading everyone's updates and I think I figured out what the probem is. In general, we are all female in persuasion. We all deal with family issues, personal relationships, bloating and life in general through our emotions. The great thing ( or not so great depending on how you look at it) is that we all go through the same shit. ( Read more... )

Okay, so my last update was a major downer. I'm just frustrated with life. I get the feeling that everyone else is too. It's nice to know that I'm not alone. I say we should all get together and have a love-in. I love all of you and I want you to be happy, and I want to be happy. If you're sad or angry, I will always listen and give you a hug. ( Read more... )

Recently, I went on a scientific archaeological dig in Botswana. I lived, luxuriously in a canvas tent, swathed in mosquito netting and doted upon by a hunky reasearch assistant who was rendered untouchable by an old television plot device. ( Let me tell you, when I got him out of those thick round glasses, his beauty was blinding. all puns ( Read more... )

That or sunscreen. A radio DJ in Sacramento used to give out tuna scented douches with his face on the applicator. That would be pretty unforgettable. I have built myself a clubhouse under my bed. It's construction was rather simple and mainly consisted of me hanging a large beach towel from the edge of my bed so that it hung to the floor and ( Read more... )

Oh buttersotch! I have no excuse for not writing in such a long time. All I can say is that scarcity creates demand. So y'all should be paying me top dollar. Everybody who reads this is awesome. And I mean that. To be honest, when I was in high school I had 1 close friend. Everyone else was either an aquaintence or a party-er. Now that we've all ( Read more... )