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[claireonachair3]

I'm annoyed with not knowing what I want to do with my life.

I think everybody should give me a suggestion.
Something you think I would be good at
or something that you think would be really awesome.

Pleeeeeeeease!

Comments

[jasonleerock1]

You should go skydiving.

[smoothmassacre]

you would be really good at being my girlfriend.

or a teacher who never counts people tardy

or a doctor, because that is what im going to be.

[claireonachair3]

i would totally be your girlfriend...but i'm so shy..
you'd totally have to ask me out.

And if I was a teacher...I would NEVER count people tardy, only bitches do that. Fuck Ms. Davis, and her boob-exposing, no-man-having, living-with-her-parents-ing, unfair-grading, bad-hair-all-the-time-ing, dumb-bitch-forever ass.

[claireonachair3]

fuck yeah

[claireonachair3]

and rob banks

[anything4now]

sheep hearder, DJ, or a professional LA waitress

if none of those work out you can be my paralegal or just go to law school with me... that sounds like fun doesn't it.

[claireonachair3]

I've always thought of being a sheep herder, in New Zealand.
DJ - Don't know if I have the rhythm for that.
LA Waitress - fuck yeah! That would probably pay a lot...but I might have to get fake boobs somewhere along the way to get bigger tips from the old guys. Hey, you can't stop the inevitable...right?

[soccerplaya47]

I propose that you will become a professional Chef.... at a 5 Star restaraunt in New York City, AND Orlando.. for good measure.. you'd have to fly first class back and forth every 2 weeks. Eventually, Oprah will hire you as her personal cook and love your food so much she will consume ungodly amounts of it until it leads to an inevitable death. The enraged public, deprived of a great american hero, will then turn on you, forcing you to retreat back to livejournal.. asking once again what you should do with your life (under a new identity of course).

Then, Mrs. Smith, posing as a 19 year old sophomore at UNCPembroke under the LJ name "Acctgzfun!", will advise you to major in accounting. Being in a depraved and easily-influenced state-of-mind, you will then follow her advice..... after 17 years of accounting.. you become the first woman in the history of the world to actually die of boredom.

[claireonachair3]

wow, that sounds like a very eventful life for me (minus the 17 years of ACCOUNTING...AHHHHHHHHH).

I love it though, that was so...so...probable.

And Grayson - I miss you...like the desert misses rain. It's been so long, and so weird, without you. This post reminded me so much of the heyday of the Claire and Grayson friendship. :(

Enough waxing sentimental.

Yours= best.story.EVER. (in the voice of the comic book guy)
you rool!

[porque_pig]

Holy moly, Grayson... GENIUS!

But Claire Bear my love, I think you should be a Shakespearean acress/porn star.

O vassal! Miscreant!

[claireonachair3]

oh my GOD Megan...you, my friend, are the real genius!

I tried to think of a sweet Shakespearean play turned porn name, but failed miserably.. :(